August 26, 2009: Outtake - Basic Training Pt. 3

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Outtake - Basic Training Pt. 3

Even though Stephen's drill sergeant is gruff, they're starting to learn how to get along. (0:33)

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Posted: 08/26/2009
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Taking care of basic needs is hard in the army. Like how do you pee in a tank? (0:08)

Monday, August 24, 2009
Stephen and his Air Force Thunderbird pilot try to figure out how much Stephen should be paying in taxes. (0:20)

Friday, August 28, 2009
Tom Hanks appreciates sugar-free Tang because he used to be professionally fat. (0:22)

Friday, August 28, 2009
Operation Iraqi Freedom has more women serving in it than any conflict in history, so Stephen packs something for the ladies. (0:17)

Friday, August 28, 2009
The troops aren't allowed to get racy movies overseas, so Stephen sends them some of Tom Hanks' early work. (0:14)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Stephen worried that his drill sergeant would be mean like the ones in the movies. (0:17)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009
As much as Stephen doesn't want to admit it, it's time for him to graduate from basic training. (05:15)

Thursday, June 11, 2009
It's going to take more than a series of eight-point rolls with the Air Force Thunderbirds to make Stephen throw up. (06:27)

Monday, June 8, 2009
Stephen doesn't get any special treatment when he participates in 10 full hours of basic training. (04:26)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Bill Clinton works tirelessly to find a cure for Stephen Colbert, and the back of Stephen's head sells ad space for AMP Energy. (02:19)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Stephen demanded a room as good as the one Saddam had, so they gave him his own spider hole. (00:51)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009
George H.W. Bush remembers the stars of WWII, and Stephen stresses the importance of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy to Stephen. (04:52)

Thursday, June 11, 2009
Command Sergeant Major Frank A. Grippe orders his NCOs to do the "Hokey Pokey" and sing the Army song. (06:37)
Tags: interview,  Iraq,  music

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Sarah Palin asks the troops to say hi to her son, Track, and Commanding General Charles H. Jacoby Jr. chooses his favorite soldier out of the 130,000. (05:30)
Tags: interview,  Iraq,  wars

Thursday, June 11, 2009
Stephen thanks his staff and says what he hopes all the troops can say soon: "Honey, I'm coming home." (00:59)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Stephen gets a head rub from a soldier in the audience. (00:05)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Stephen identifies with strong military role models because he eats a lot of Admiral Crunch. (01:19)
Tags: Iraq,  food,  on location

Monday, June 8, 2009
It's not a hoax after all -- Stephen mysteriously makes his way to Baghdad, Iraq. (02:45)

Monday, June 8, 2009
Stephen is thrilled to bring his show to Iraq, and John McCain has a word of advice for the troops. (04:04)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The initials carved into the ceiling and pillars of the Water Palace shouldn't stand for Saddam Hussein anymore. (02:36)

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