Without Archie to focus on, Betty will have to do something sad like rediscover her own dreams and devote her life to making the world a better place. (06:06)
After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees. (1:49)
Stephen tips his hat to the Sex Pistols, the Gateway Grizzlies and Oral Roberts University and wags his finger at the Department of Defense and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (5:11)
Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old. (03:16)
Stephen tried to get holiday song artists, the Jingle Dogs on his show but it didn't work out. So, he presents the Jingle-Terns, his caroling inters. (1:23)
In this episode, Russia lays claim to the North Pole, Democrats accuse Alberto Gonzales of perjury and guest Kathleen Kennedy Townsend talks about what happens when you mix politics and religion. (0:33)
Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders. (4:20)