September 8, 2009: Exclusive - Baby Bear

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Exclusive - Baby Bear

Even Godless Killing Machines let their young watch Stephen Colbert, if only to teach them how to track their prey. (01:14)

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Posted: 09/08/2009
Monday, December 1, 2008
Highlights from Stephen's campaign against the bears who are pillaging our nation's pic-a-nic baskets. (5:05)

Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree. (1:04)
Tags: animals,  bears,  balls

Thursday, May 18, 2006
Monkeys, stick to your adorable scampering and tire-swinging and stop loitering in bear zones. (1:26)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006
This special report investigates the sources of a tragic and dangerous delusion. (5:09)

Monday, April 6, 2009
From Easter Bunnies to Prayer Bedtime Bears, Stephen points out the many signs that Easter is under attack in this mashup video. (3:59)

Monday, June 25, 2007
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor. (5:47)
Tags: animals,  kids,  bears

Friday, March 27, 2009
Stephen's ex-prisoner Homer helps out The Colbert Report's research department. (2:14)

Wednesday, November 2, 2005
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals. (2:59)

Tuesday, March 20, 2007
After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees. (1:49)
Tags: Jimmy,  animals,  bears

Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent. (4:46)

Monday, December 22, 2008
Proud father Stephen Colbert brings you the best clips of his mighty eagle offspring, Stephen Jr. (4:54)

Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination. (4:48)
Tags: The Word,  animals,  sex

Monday, March 5, 2007
The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth. Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them. (4:29)
Tags: money,  economy,  animals

Tuesday, October 7, 2008
We must stop these college jerks from trivializing the threat of the undead. (04:23)

Monday, February 6, 2006
From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America. (4:35)

Monday, December 11, 2006
Stephen defends Christmas by announcing its five biggest threats. (3:35)

Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day. (4:37)

Monday, October 19, 2009
Colin Beavan wants to make as low an impact on The Colbert Report green room as possible. (03:56)
Tags: books,  animals,  food

Monday, October 19, 2009
The representative from Hip Hop Nation lays down some funky fresh beats. Submitted to the Interview Simulator by happyjoel. (01:46)

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The Illmatic MC trades his microphone for a guitar. Is that hip hop? (2:39)
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