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September 22, 2009: Tip/Wag - Guns on Amtrak, Fake Lesbians & Battleship Audition
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Tuesday
, September 22, 2009
Tip/Wag - Guns on Amtrak, Fake Lesbians & Battleship Audition
The Senate allows guns on Amtrak trains, fake lesbians push products, and Stephen auditions for "Battleship" with Jeff Goldblum. (06:42)
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