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Tuesday September 22, 2009

Tip/Wag - Guns on Amtrak, Fake Lesbians & Battleship Audition

The Senate allows guns on Amtrak trains, fake lesbians push products, and Stephen auditions for "Battleship" with Jeff Goldblum.

Tags: Tip/Wag, Senate, Amtrak, transportation, travel, guns, Sweetness, gay/homosexual, cracks up, Jeff Goldblum, movies, toys & games, Jimmy, celebrities, pop culture, boats, Law & Order

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