Police tase a 76-year-old man five times, juice a soccer mom in front of her kids, and test out the new Taser X3, which can paralyze three people without reloading. (05:59)
Paul Krugman apologizes for winning the Nobel Prize in Economics, and J.J. Abrams is sorry for making his hidden puzzle too difficult to solve. (04:33)
Upon discovering that Ben and Jerry's also named an ice cream after Willie Nelson, Stephen launches a campaign to expose Nelson for who he really is. (2:20)
In anticipation of Willie Nelson's appearance on The Report, Stephen speaks out against Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler ice cream and promotes Americone Dream. (1:02)
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat. (7:05)
Barbies enter Iran packed with American values, doctors with weekend degrees receive lasik complaints and cuddle parties serve as orgies for cowards. (4:34)