Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours. (2:34)
America needs to get back in the game of overpopulation by instituting a one-child minimum policy and letting teens spread sex misinformation to their peers. (04:51)
For parents who want to raise heroes, Stephen has sound advice: men, never cry in front of your kids; women, stay home and home-school the children. (3:39)