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November 12, 2009: The Word - The Money Shot
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Thursday
, November 12, 2009
The Word - The Money Shot
If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead. (03:46)
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The Word - Size Matters
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The Word - Black and White
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