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Thursday March 18, 2010

Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder

An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.

Tags: Cheating Death, Prescott Group, Vaxa, health, men/women, penises, photos, senior citizens, drugs, robots, Jimmy, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA, technology

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