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Monday March 29, 2010

Geriatric Breeding Program

Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.

Tags: health, laws, senior citizens, Jimmy, Barack Obama, friendly friends at Fox & Friends, Nana & Pee-Pop, animals, violence, Congress, Republicans, death, sexual advances

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