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Tuesday May 11, 2010

Australian Sperm Shortage

Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.

Tags: Formula 401, Australia, shortages, masturbation, bears, Jimmy, cracks up

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