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Monday February 14, 2011

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis.

Tags: Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown, Egypt, King Tut, Hosni Mubarak, penises, history, Valentine's Day, holidays, scandals, protests, international affairs, dictators, dating, Las Vegas, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Papa Bear, conspiracies, Jimmy

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