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Thursday September 22, 2011
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Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.

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9/22/11 in :60 Seconds

Barack Obama has a photo fail at the U.N., and Jeremy Ben-Ami talks Israeli-Palestinian relations.