Episode Clips: June 5, 2012

Intro - 6/5/12 (00:36)
Views: 28,913
CDC Zombie Apocalypse Statement (04:13)
Views: 46,157
Self-Marriage Problems (03:40)
Views: 16,564
Jill Biden (05:33)
Views: 9,908
Sign Off - Goodnight (00:06)
Views: 5,563
6/5/12 in :60 Seconds (01:01)
Views: 3,629
 

The Colbert Report

Tip/Wag - Japanese Diet Goggles, U.S. Sperm Exports & Taxidermied Toys

Japanese diet glasses reduce Oreo intake, America is the gold standard of sperm, and Dutch artist Bart Jansen converts his dead cat into a model helicopter. 

6/5/12 in :60 Seconds
The U.S. ranks first in sperm exports, and Stephen confronts Jill Biden about cancelling class.