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January 31, 2006: Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
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Tuesday
, January 31, 2006
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster. (1:27)
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