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February 9, 2006: The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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Thursday
, February 9, 2006
The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A. (2:52)
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