If Michael Chertoff returns all the illegal aliens to their countries, All You Need To Know is that grass seed goes down in the spring, weed-killer in the fall. (1:47)
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees." (6:23)
Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans. Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly. (6:44)
Stephen's interview with Representative Brad Sherman, whose district contains a large portion of the porn industry, is interrupted by a pizza delivery guy. (7:10)