Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy. (5:28)
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain. (4:25)
Stephen defends Barry Bonds' alleged drug use, gambles his money away in the Saudi Arabia and Iraq soccer game and talks about a racing greyhound that's named after him. (4:55)