Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008. (2:08)
Stephen tips his hat to the Sex Pistols, the Gateway Grizzlies and Oral Roberts University and wags his finger at the Department of Defense and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (5:11)
Using language to turn failed policy into ideals that transcend debate is the best way to get people to think of John McCain as transcen-presidential. (4:42)
As the replacement for Tony Blair is considered, Stephen suggests someone with a good accent. Ian McKellen works because he makes things like the war sound smart. (3:45)