Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008. (2:08)
Stephen tips his hat to the Sex Pistols, the Gateway Grizzlies and Oral Roberts University and wags his finger at the Department of Defense and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. (5:11)
After John McCain told the people of Smith & Wesson that he would use their products to kill Osama bin Laden, Stephen does the same with Isotoner gloves, Cinnabon and Head On. (4:49)