In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses George W. Bush's presidency with Bruce Bartlett and Pasadena's little old lady problem with Representative Adam Schiff. (0:31)
With scientists trying to prove that morality has a biological basis, Stephen thinks it's about time for religion to take things away from science. (3:48)
Since Jesus never said anything about reproductive rights and gay marriage, it's easy to know what he thought -- whatever the Christian Coalition says he thought. (3:38)
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married. (3:12)