Stephen discusses Bush's plan for victory in Iraq, learns about America's 10 sexiest union organizers and talks to Congressperson Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick. (0:39)
Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests. (2:50)
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to have his name, hidden in an acronym, included in the bill. (6:18)
Newly elected New York Congressman John Hall, who narrowly won his congressional seat thanks to the Colbert Bump, sings the national anthem with Stephen. (5:10)
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees." (6:23)
Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called "The USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It." (5:58)