Tonight: Stephen's advice for how Women's History Month could get more notice, sex and profanity on TV, and liberal documentarian Robert Greenwald. (0:32)
Stephen is upset that Saddam Hussein was executed while Stephen was on vacation, especially as he was already planning a 30-minute special for it. (3:16)
For parents who want to raise heroes, Stephen has sound advice: men, never cry in front of your kids; women, stay home and home-school the children. (3:39)
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask. (1:58)
Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries. (2:37)
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is. (3:28)