Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat. (0:33)
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull. (6:11)
Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans. Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly. (6:44)