Tonight: Moving on from the Iraq Study Group report, the triumphant return of Better Know a District, and Stephen's advice to gay sex columnist Dan Savage: Stop being gay. (0:29)
Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral. (1:44)
The Iraq Study Group report stated that there is underreporting of violence in Iraq. Stephen wants to know, if we're underreporting it, why are we still reporting it so high? (3:12)
Despite criticism during the first ever episode of The Colbert Report, Merriam-Webster's dictionary is making "Truthiness" its Word of the Year for 2006. (2:27)
Nancy Pelosi thinks Stephen won't finish all 434 congressional districts. But Stephen better knows several new Congressmen when he speaks at the Kennedy School of Government. (3:38)
Stephen tells sex columnist Dan Savage what his porn name would be -- Tyrone Honeybee -- and Dan Savage tells Stephen what his would be -- Dan Savage. (5:10)