Tonight: Who's responsible for losing the Iraq war (even though we're winning), the ethics of buying diamonds, and a drug advocate who knows the date of the end of the world. (0:41)
The Decemberists stole Stephen's Green Screen Challenge, he called them out, and they challenged him to a guitar solo contest -- so he's been practicing. (1:31)
Tom DeLay says the will of the American people is no longer behind the war in Iraq and Stephen agrees -- the public should be ready to chew what the president has bitten off. (2:30)
The Kimberly Process tracks diamonds from mine to store to make sure that incoming diamonds are conflict free -- until they reach married couples. (3:33)
Cartoonist Bruce Tinsley, who draws the comic strip "Mallard Fillmore," was arrested for DUI, and the left-wing media jumped all over it -- in that it was reported. (1:51)
Daniel Pinchbeck believes the Mayan god Quetzalcoatl is making a comeback. Stephen wants to know who he is and why we should be excited about him. (6:15)
Stephen's interview with Representative Brad Sherman, whose district contains a large portion of the porn industry, is interrupted by a pizza delivery guy. (7:10)
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure." (3:56)
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath. (2:59)
Tonight: Moving on from the Iraq Study Group report, the triumphant return of Better Know a District, and Stephen's advice to gay sex columnist Dan Savage: Stop being gay. (0:29)
Stephen tells sex columnist Dan Savage what his porn name would be -- Tyrone Honeybee -- and Dan Savage tells Stephen what his would be -- Dan Savage. (5:10)