Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again. (3:18)
Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called "The USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It." (5:58)
Stephen talks to Congressman Steve Rothman about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what movie they would go to if Stephen were a woman and they went out on a date. (6:43)
Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home. (4:53)