The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating. (0:29)
Stephen received a form letter informing him that he is one of the most powerful personalities in media and for this reason he has earned himself a day of being prayed for. (3:53)
Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing. (3:30)
Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans. Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly. (6:44)
Newly elected New York Congressman John Hall, who narrowly won his congressional seat thanks to the Colbert Bump, sings the national anthem with Stephen. (5:10)
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name all 10. (6:34)
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to have his name, hidden in an acronym, included in the bill. (6:18)