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April 19, 2007: Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?
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Meta-Free-Phor-All: Shall I Nail Thee to a Summer's Day?
Stephen has a metaphor for Sean Penn: Sean Penn is a big mean jerk, and Stephen hates him. (8:27)
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