Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids. (1:55)
The Bush administration is thinking of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay and moving it elsewhere. Stephen figures they'll move it to Mars, and he knows exactly why. (4:17)
The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present. (1:12)
Fred Thompson's ex-girlfriends are lining up to endorse him, so Stephen is rewarding the potential presidential candidate's ability to do it Alpha-Doggie style. (1:55)
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced. (6:30)
Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids. (1:55)
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced. (6:30)
Pope Benedict decrees that men who have not had homosexual encounters for three years have only "transitory" homosexual tendencies and still qualify to be priests. (2:50)
Stephen ponders President Bush's replacement for Tony Blair, the cool guy in movies becomes hard to find and William Langewiesche talks nuclear weapons. (0:29)
Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil. (0:32)
As the replacement for Tony Blair is considered, Stephen suggests someone with a good accent. Ian McKellen works because he makes things like the war sound smart. (3:45)
Tonight: Moving on from the Iraq Study Group report, the triumphant return of Better Know a District, and Stephen's advice to gay sex columnist Dan Savage: Stop being gay. (0:29)
In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan. (0:35)