Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet -- one of Stephen's childhood inspirations -- has passed away, and there are guards prepared to capture his spirit at his funeral. (1:44)
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets. (3:17)
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee. (1:51)