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Episode #08101
God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)
Episode #08100
Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)
Episode #08098
News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. (03:36)
Episode #08097
Republican strategist Dee Dee Benkie explains Newt Gingrich's decision to endorse Mitt Romney, using a football-fraternity analogy. (04:33)
Episode #08097
Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy. (04:38)
Episode #08092
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)
Episode #08090
Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it. (04:33)
Episode #08090
Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness. (04:23)
Episode #08088
Rick Santorum proves his pro-family credentials by rejecting any partnership with another man -- in this case, Mitt Romney. (03:46)
Episode #08087
Mitt Romney's private, family dinner table pranks elicit feelings of warmth and electability. (02:42)
Episode #08078
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past. (04:54)
Episode #08077
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. (04:19)
Episode #08072
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)
Episode #08062
Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity. (06:57)
Episode #08058
Mitt Romney attempts to connect to Michigan voters and brings out the biggest, tannest, most leathery gun of them all: Donald Trump. (06:53)
Episode #08048
Newt Gingrich seals his victory in the South Carolina primary debates by going after America's most dangerous enemy: debate moderators. (03:19)
Episode #08047
Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich contend with primary problems, while the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC turns on Stephen. (04:17)
Episode #08045
While GOP candidates debate their powerlessness to stop negative super PAC ads, the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC releases a Herman Cain ad. (08:17)
Episode #08042
Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)
Episode #08042
George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate. (06:03)