Episode #08098

News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. (03:36)

Tags:  health,  teens,  alcohol,  Los Angeles,  mongering,  drugs,  marijuana,  legalization,  parenting,  California,  mental health,  Good Morning America,  media,  print media,  Los Angeles Times,  doctors,  epidemics

Episode #08096

Sir Richard Branson commissions four skilled designers to create an ice cube mold in the shape of his head. (03:28)

Tags:  Richard Branson,  business,  wealth,  flying,  travel,  lookin' good,  elitism,  asses,  alcohol,  mental health,  fires,  family,  censorship,  audience interaction,  facial hair,  art

Episode #08087

Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog. (04:32)

Tags:  GSA,  taxes,  government,  Jeff Neely,  scandals,  accountability,  Barack Obama,  Fifth Amendment,  rage,  my mistake,  money,  hot tub,  photos,  lookin' good,  Jimmy,  media,  Fox News,  Darrell Issa,  Las Vegas,  trials/hearings,  Michael Phelps,  alcohol,  Obama administration

Episode #08087

Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation. (06:48)

Tags:  Jonah Lehrer,  interviews,  books,  inventions,  technology,  philosophy,  culture,  kids,  statistics,  history,  Steve Jobs,  William Shakespeare,  Google,  alcohol,  mental health,  growing up,  dreams,  crime,  literary references,  art,  teens

Episode #08080

Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  Latino,  ethnic,  elections,  alcohol,  Lil Wayne,  Robert Ballard,  anniversaries,  Titanic,  French,  NFL,  sports,  football,  injuries

Episode #08073

Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments. (03:53)

Tags:  St. Patrick's Day,  holidays,  snakes,  Ireland,  Formula 401,  ethnic,  sex,  international affairs,  under the desk,  partying,  pundits,  costumes,  alcohol,  movies,  stereotypes,  Jewish,  food,  music,  facial hair,  Chris Matthews,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  Sean Hannity,  Liam Neeson,  Denmark

Episode #08067

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India. (05:41)

Tags:  partying,  blue collar,  under the desk,  cooking,  food,  Republicans,  primaries,  labor,  costumes,  Ohio,  Vladimir Putin,  India,  Russia,  international affairs,  elections,  ethnic,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision,  slogans,  Indecision 2012,  Mexican,  alcohol,  health,  vaginas,  Rick Santorum,  candidates,  Super Bowl,  STDs

Barack Obama pushes higher education, the Colbert Report airs its 1,000th show, Stephen demands that men get transurethral ultrasounds, and the GOP sets its sights on Jeb Bush. (04:06)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08065

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote. (07:13)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying America,  Florida,  on location,  voting,  kids,  teens,  school,  education,  laws,  elections,  discrimination,  democracy,  mongering,  corruption,  parenting,  Rick Scott,  crime,  statistics,  sexism,  men/women

Episode #08062

Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam. (05:21)

Tags:  Peggielene Bartels,  interviews,  books,  royalty,  Africa,  fundraising,  health,  alcohol,  movies,  Queen Latifah,  elections,  international affairs,  culture

Episode #08062

Stephen makes a Seussian pitch, Barack Obama urges Americans to send their kids to ITT, and King Peggy tells of her ascent to the throne of Otuam, Ghana. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Joan Rivers suspects Stephen of getting plastic surgery, Nancy Pelosi attacks Colbert Super PAC, Stephen swears off conquistador high fives, and Mormons convert deceased Jews. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08061

Stephen proxy circumcises all the dead Mormons, Nabisco delineates the do's and don'ts of Wheat Thins consumption, and Placido Domingo looks good singing. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08059

Prince Creme Brawlee of Monaco makes the mistake of getting in the face of all-American super-douche Adam Hock and pays the price. (03:56)

Tags:  royalty,  fights,  violence,  injuries,  douchebags,  wealth,  New York City,  partying,  alcohol,  New York City,  Greece,  America,  Saudi Arabia,  international affairs,  Jimmy

Stephen talks art with Simon de Pury, creates buzz for his portrait, and puts the portrait up for auction. See the exclusive In the Field report. (04:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  on location,  In the Field,  Shepard Fairey,  Andres Serrano,  Frank Stella,  art,  portrait,  DonorsChoose.org,  charity,  Simon de Pury,  partying,  money,  New York City

Rick Santorum makes an ethnic gaffe, Rush Limbaugh speculates on White House activities, Stephen wonders about Mitt Romney, and Jon Stewart acquires the Colbert Super PAC. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08042

After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut. (06:14)

Tags:  primaries,  New Hampshire,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Jon Huntsman,  marriage,  voting,  under the desk,  appearances,  Andy Cohen,  friends,  alcohol,  dating,  food,  sexual advances,  gay/homosexual,  Sex and the City,  parody,  simulations,  Stephen's laptop,  lookin' good,  photos,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08042

According to a South Carolina poll, the Colbert Bump reflected off of Jon Huntsman and bounced back to Stephen. (03:48)

Tags:  primaries,  South Carolina,  Colbert 2012,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  polls,  media,  Colbert Bump,  New Hampshire,  voting,  God,  ethnic,  money,  audience interaction,  Colbert Nation,  campaigns,  alcohol,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08042

A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  mongering,  doomsday,  space,  technology,  New York,  Tokyo,  London,  Russia,  alcohol,  health,  death,  science,  safety,  costumes,  under the desk,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  injuries,  fashion,  superheroes,  drugs,  literary references,  Joseph Stalin,  Michael Stipe,  appearances

Episode #08042

George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate. (06:03)

Tags:  George Stephanopoulos,  interviews,  alcohol,  talk shows,  debates,  primaries,  South Carolina,  gifts & presents,  Mitt Romney,  birth control,  Diane Sawyer,  gambling,  facial hair,  Joe Biden,  Hillary Clinton,  Barack Obama,  transgender,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans