Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08055

Stephen thanks the heroes for their donations and reveals how Colbert Super PAC will spend its $1 million. (03:58)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Ham Rove,  appearances,  under the desk,  the heroes,  money,  fundraising,  montages,  movies,  Tim Pawlenty,  Google,  Rick Santorum,  gross-out,  Karl Rove,  food,  gifts & presents,  Facebook,  Internet,  cats & cats

Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07123

Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como. (03:27)

Tags:  George Clooney,  Marisa Tomei,  David Gergen,  Charlie Rose,  celebrities,  pundits,  Italy,  travel,  dreams,  nudity,  partying,  swimming,  wealth,  friend of the show,  lookin' good,  aging,  exercise,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  alcohol,  hunting,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership. (06:46)

Tags:  Jeremy Ben-Ami,  interviews,  United Nations,  Israel,  Palestine,  Middle East,  diplomacy,  lobbyists,  peace,  wars,  history,  Mahmoud Abbas,  Jewish,  religion,  apocalypse,  Christian,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil. (05:54)

Tags:  Daniel Yergin,  interviews,  oil,  books,  alternative energy,  technology,  energy,  fracking,  money,  gas prices,  economy,  environment,  international affairs,  China,  America,  shortages,  Barack Obama,  Ronald Reagan,  marijuana,  Heroe$ Crawl,  safety,  Address the Mess

Episode #07118

America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it. (02:40)

Tags:  Emmy Awards,  The Daily Show,  Jon Stewart,  impressions,  rage,  British,  advertising,  food,  TV,  celebrities,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades. (03:24)

Tags:  economy,  Switzerland,  security,  business,  money,  stocks,  mental health,  Greece,  crying,  international affairs,  crime,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world. (06:03)

Tags:  Jimmy Fallon,  Anderson Cooper,  appearances,  friends,  friend of the show,  Emmy Awards,  photos,  flashbacks,  amusement parks,  fashion,  fights,  rage,  murder,  crying,  costumes,  bikes,  Harry Potter,  magic,  food,  health,  mental health,  hobos,  breaking up,  talk shows,  audience interaction,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu. (03:53)

Tags:  FEMA,  natural disasters,  weather,  hurricanes,  restaurants,  safety,  food,  Newt Gingrich,  animals,  Jimmy,  housing,  drugs,  alcohol,  photos,  government,  United Nations,  weight/obesity,  IHOP,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials. (03:03)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  unemployment,  economy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox News,  interns,  Bill Clinton,  Jimmy,  Rupert Murdoch,  media,  print media,  New York Post,  conservative,  Republicans,  laws,  photos,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic. (05:58)

Tags:  Michael Moore,  interviews,  books,  liberal,  conservative,  Democrats,  Barack Obama,  George W. Bush,  Republicans,  discrimination,  unemployment,  growing up,  literary references,  Bush v. Gore,  school,  accept your apology,  magic,  Tom Hanks,  candidates,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  documentaries,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy. (04:32)

Tags:  Paul Krugman,  appearances,  business,  unemployment,  economy,  government,  Great Depression,  right-wing,  Nobel Prize,  kids,  Shirley Temple Black,  movies,  iPad,  New York Times,  supernatural,  Heroe$ Crawl,  labor

Episode #07115

Ron Paul needs a credible national endorsement to give his campaign the kind of legitimacy his campaign has not been able to get from his campaign. (03:23)

Tags:  Ron Paul,  candidates,  friend of the show,  Libertarians,  Republicans,  alcohol,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  health,  Tim Pawlenty,  Bobby Jindal,  photos,  National Geographic,  Constitution,  First Amendment,  voting,  dogs,  death penalty,  Heroe$ Crawl,  police business,  TV

Episode #07115

Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor. (06:43)

Tags:  Al Gore,  interviews,  Nobel Prize,  Democrats,  Rick Perry,  Republicans,  global warming,  weather,  environment,  Address the Mess,  science,  economy,  money,  Galileo,  international affairs,  Middle East,  China,  oil,  energy,  movies,  documentaries,  Keith Olbermann,  Heroe$ Crawl,  An Inconvenient Truth,  wars

Episode #07114

Newspapers are part of America's past, like buggy whip makers and the middle class, but they still perform an important function. (07:25)

Tags:  on location,  print media,  media,  weather,  fishing,  science,  Georgia,  Athens,  the South,  history,  dogs,  blue collar,  police business,  New York Times,  Twitter,  iPad,  crime,  alcohol,  food,  animals,  Heroe$ Crawl,  In the Field

Episode #07114

If Americans can exploit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to make a quick buck, it's like hitting the terrorists with economic Jujitsu. (04:38)

Tags:  9/11,  World Trade Center,  business,  Stephen's products,  collectibles,  shopping,  terrorism,  martial arts,  Osama bin Laden,  alcohol,  poop & pee,  money,  mental health,  flying,  food,  kids,  books,  under the desk,  violence,  charity,  fundraising,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07113

All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)

Tags:  debates,  Republicans,  Labor Day,  media,  MSNBC,  Jimmy,  Ronald Reagan,  balls,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  books,  flying,  space,  Newt Gingrich,  Herman Cain,  Ron Paul,  Social Security,  Chile,  modeling,  poverty,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl,  trademark,  Colbertisms,  holidays

Episode #07113

Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  scams,  Social Security,  global warming,  weather,  science,  death penalty,  guns,  photos,  Galileo,  space,  The Inquisition,  religion,  popes,  history,  under the desk,  marijuana,  drugs,  Jimmy,  senior citizens,  money,  wealth,  gambling,  Las Vegas,  retirement,  conservative,  Cirque de Soleil,  Texas,  Heroe$ Crawl,  environment,  The Daily Show