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ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearslocal news teamweatherJimmyPennsylvaniaanimalsWolf BlitzerAndrew NapolitanoSteve Doocysafetymediapunditsphotos

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 33,610
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Grim Colberty Tales with Julie Andrews

Episode #08091

Children's author Julie Andrews talks about her book series "The Very Fairy Princess" and the importance of sparkle. (06:44)

Tags:  Julie AndrewsappearancesStephen's productsperformancesduetskidsI Am a Pole (And So Can You!)bookspoop & peesexual advancesDisneymusicgay/homosexualcelebritieslet's move onsongsfetishesroyaltyparenting

Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 44,669
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

Recap - Week of 3/12/12

Jeff Foxworthy campaigns with Mitt Romney, Stephen supports Goldman Sachs, and Rick Santorum speaks from his heart. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 03/16/2012 | Views: 51,440

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference

Episode #08071

The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper. (02:20)

Tags:  Who's Honoring Me Now?dancingrock 'n' rollSeattlemusicgay/homosexualeducationawardsAerosmith

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 18,569

ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears

Episode #08071

An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual. (07:16)

Tags:  ThreatDownmongeringPat RobertsonmarijuanalegalizationreligionIslamicreality showsbearsexfoliatingTVlookin' gooddrugsmartial artsThe Karate KideconomybailoutsagingJesuswealthballsfacial hairgay/homosexualcostumesIranIsraelMiddle EastAndy CohenThe 700 Club

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 23,229

Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches

Episode #08071

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan. (03:41)

Tags:  the SouthRepublicansprimariesenergycars/trucksgas pricesglobal warmingalternative energyNewt GingrichMitt RomneyRick SantorumspeechesAmerican SamoaBarack Obamaenvironmentunder the desksciencegardeningeducationdogsExxonthe moonSTDsmental healthcandidatescampaignsIndecision 2012

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 79,458

Andrew Bird

Episode #08071

Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album. (03:23)

Tags:  Andrew BirdinterviewsmusicColbert BumpRenaissancedeathgross-outsongsbreaking upmental health

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 19,070

Andrew Bird - "Eyeoneye"

Episode #08071

Andrew Bird performs "Eyeoneye," from his album "Break It Yourself." (04:07)

Tags:  Andrew Birdperformancesmusicsongs

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 26,808

3/13/12 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08071

Pat Robertson talks karate, Rick Santorum has a message for plants, and Andrew Bird discusses the inspiration for one of his songs. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 3,656

Exclusive - Andrew Bird - "Danse Caribe"

Episode #08071

Andrew Bird performs "Danse Caribe," from his album "Break It Yourself," in this exclusive, web-only Colbert Report video. (06:43)

Tags:  exclusivesAndrew Birdperformancesmusicsongstechnology

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 57,336

Sign Off - Colbert Nation Newborn

Episode #08056

Stephen congratulates The Colbert Report's Andro Buneta and his wife on the birth of their baby. (00:39)

Tags:  sign offColbert Nationpregnancywork/officekidssleep

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 8,519

The Word - American History X'd

Episode #08053

The Tennessee Tea Party demands that textbooks remove references to the Founding Fathers' slave ownership and violence against Native Americans. (04:27)

Tags:  The Wordfounding fathersThomas JeffersonBenjamin FranklinGeorge WashingtonJames MadisonAndrew JacksonTea PartyTennesseeAmericahistoryeducationkidsslaveryethnicAfrican AmericanNative AmericanliberalsmokingprostitutionFrenchculturelyingsexpatriotism

Aired: 01/31/2012 | Views: 45,618

Recap - Week of 1/23/12

Herman Cain sings at the South Cain-olina Primary Rally, Rick Santorum panders to the elderly, Maurice Sendak praises Stephen's idiocy, and Newt Gingrich reimagines the moon. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 01/27/2012 | Views: 51,662

Intro - 1/24/12

Episode #08049

Stephen enters the world of children's literature, Rick Santorum takes fire from the Left, and Andrew Sullivan makes his seventh appearance on The Colbert Report. (00:30)

Tags:  introkidsbooksRick Santorumleft-wingfashioncandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012Andrew SullivandentalsurgeryMacGyver

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 35,044

Colbert Super PAC - Hostage Crisis - Day 2

Episode #08049

Jon Stewart continues to hold the Colbert Super PAC hostage, so Stephen urges Colbert Nation to comfort his frightened money by sending it more of itself. (01:18)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACJon StewartflyingColbert NationmoneyColbert 2012South Carolinacryingfundraising

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 37,362

18th GOP Debate

Episode #08049

The Florida GOP debate leaves one question lingering in everyone's mind: who cares? (00:51)

Tags:  Newt GingrichBrian Williamsdebatescompetitionslookin' goodbreastsRepublicanscandidatesIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 27,065

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1

Episode #08049

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

Tags:  Maurice Sendakappearanceson locationbooksliterary referenceskidsNewt Gingrichgay/homosexualVin DieselmoneybusinesssexpenisesassesnuditycelebritiesJewishMILFsfansdreamsmurderpregnancycensorshipmovies

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 615,700

Rick Santorum's Senior Pandering

Episode #08049

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

Tags:  Rick Santorumappearancesleft-wingBarack Obamasecret Muslimsenior citizensThanksgivingcitizenshipaudience interactionholidaysNana & Pee-PopslaveryprostitutionkidssecuritybestialityanimalspenisescandidatesRepublicansIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 82,863

Andrew Sullivan

Episode #08049

The Daily Beast's Andrew Sullivan analyzes the picture that GOP candidates have painted of Barack Obama and extolls the president's numerous achievements. (06:19)

Tags:  Andrew Sullivaninterviewsfriend of the showBarack ObamaObama administrationRepublicansIraq WarAfghanistan WarAl QaedaOsama bin LadenGeorge W. Bushunemploymenteconomyrecessionstimulus packageMitt Romneypovertyhealthinsurancelaws

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 42,644

Sign Off - Reading "Bumble-Ardy"

Episode #08049

Stephen says goodnight from behind Maurice Sendak's "Bumble-Ardy." (00:06)

Tags:  sign offMaurice Sendak

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 12,557