Rick Santorum prefers incarcerated fathers, and Stephen reveals his affinity for gingerbread men. (02:49)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Santorum,  New Hampshire,  prison,  family,  Rosie O'Donnell,  Charles Manson,  Christmas,  gay/homosexual,  food,  New York City,  parades,  animals,  troops,  Richard Nixon,  Hispanic,  Spanish,  firefighters,  government

Episode #08094

Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  kids,  education,  gay/homosexual,  guns,  Diane Keaton,  baseball,  New York City,  wealth,  parenting,  weapons,  celebrities,  sports

Episode #08091

The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin. (03:26)

Tags:  Canada,  money,  international affairs,  Iceland,  dinosaurs,  kids,  America,  lookin' good,  science,  technology,  competitions,  Fight it Colbert!,  Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Episode #08086

Award-winning American singer Bonnie Raitt talks about environmental activism and her popular track "Angel from Montgomery." (04:36)

Tags:  Bonnie Raitt,  interviews,  music,  songs,  awards,  men/women,  protests,  Occupy Wall Street,  environment,  aging,  Address the Mess,  sexual advances

Episode #08078

There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president. (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  Pope Benedict XVI,  food,  animals,  popes,  Catholic,  Cuba,  Gary Johnson,  Libertarians,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  baseball,  sports,  international affairs,  growing up,  environment

Stephen's intern is always on hand for non-sexual demonstrations, fake trips to Mars and experimental ophthalmological procedures. (03:56)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  interns,  sexual advances,  scandals,  Technical Difficulties,  laws,  space,  NASA,  Mars,  animals,  scams,  lying,  health,  future,  guns

A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  guns,  Twitter,  economy,  men/women,  sex,  birth control,  baseball,  Rick Perry,  doomsday,  global warming,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Mormon,  Barack Obama,  marijuana,  Colbert Super PAC,  Emmy Awards,  Frank Luntz,  space,  astronauts,  South Carolina,  religion,  Rick Santorum,  same-sex marriage,  Vladimir Putin,  Anderson Cooper,  poop & pee,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  immigration,  New York Post,  ABC5/WOI,  dental,  death,  candidates

Episode #08035

TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse. (03:14)

Tags:  TV,  demonstrations,  advertising,  technology,  fashion,  iPods,  iPhone,  photos,  Matt Lappin,  kids,  parenting,  marriage,  gifts & presents,  costumes,  Night Court,  hunting,  holidays,  Christmas

Episode #08030

Donald Trump prepares to moderate a GOP presidential debate, but Republicans discourage candidates from appearing. (07:36)

Tags:  Donald Trump,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  debates,  impressions,  Mitt Romney,  flip-flopper,  candidates,  media,  wealth,  limos,  photos,  George Will,  Jim Lehrer,  competitions,  lookin' good,  Colbert Super PAC,  friends,  costumes,  South Carolina,  Republicans,  reality shows,  poop & pee,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08029

Jimmie Johnson explores the team dynamics involved in NASCAR racing and discusses the inspiration behind his Wii game. (05:07)

Tags:  Jimmie Johnson,  interviews,  NASCAR,  auto racing,  cars/trucks,  advertising,  Wii,  video games,  safety,  performances,  driving,  drugs,  steroids,  cheating,  Transformers,  poop & pee,  competitions,  costumes

Episode #08012

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Episode #08005

Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NBA,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  basketball,  Mark Cuban,  money,  wealth,  business,  economy,  unemployment,  work/office,  unions,  Dallas Mavericks,  Colbert Nation,  audience interaction,  conspiracies,  Jimmy,  photos,  the heroes,  friends,  Christmas,  holidays,  Jesus,  Emmy Awards,  media,  local news team,  mail/e-mail,  Dallas,  Texas,  Good Morning America

Episode #08005

Harry Belafonte talks about the significance of his "Banana Boat Song" and why he dedicated himself to humanitarian and civil rights activism. (5:41)

Tags:  Harry Belafonte,  interviews,  books,  duets,  performances,  celebrities,  songs,  music,  protests,  lookin' good,  civil rights,  history,  New York Yankees,  60s,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  awards

Episode #08005

In this unedited, extended interview, Harry Belafonte talks about his widely successful musical career and what drove him to become a civil rights activist. (09:21)

Tags:  exclusives,  Harry Belafonte,  extended interviews,  uncensored,  interviews,  books,  performances,  songs,  music,  protests,  lookin' good,  civil rights,  Barack Obama,  Obama administration,  Wall Street,  history,  baseball,  wealth,  John F. Kennedy,  awards,  60s,  history,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  duets

Episode #08002

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox & Friends,  ESPN,  controversies,  Fox News,  performances,  under the desk,  country music,  Adolf Hitler,  Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Steve Doocy,  songs,  music,  men/women,  breasts,  football,  sports,  NFL,  video games,  Wii,  simulations,  golfing,  apologies,  Jimmy

Episode #08001

The Supreme Court's nine justices could kill Obamacare in this season's biggest matchup. (03:17)

Tags:  Supreme Court,  government,  trials/hearings,  sports,  health,  insurance,  Obama administration,  Fox,  under the desk,  awards,  laws,  Jon Huntsman,  Jimmy,  debates,  Republicans,  candidates,  food,  business,  death

Episode #07118

The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military. (03:40)

Tags:  military,  troops,  gay/homosexual,  laws,  discrimination,  photos,  wars,  history,  movies,  stereotypes,  weapons,  Pentagon,  lapel pins,  World War II,  Tom Brokaw,  books,  Ray Odierno,  lookin' good,  penises,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07104

Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)

Tags:  The Word,  technology,  Internet,  friends,  Jimmy,  Google,  mental health,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  kittens,  cats & cats,  science,  food,  Gene Simmons,  business,  cell phones,  the heroes,  phone calls,  Facebook,  iPad

Holy Smoke makes bullets out of loved ones, President Kutcher pleases seniors, free birth control means orgiastic abandon, and Stephen takes over MLB's Twitter feed. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #07102

Somebody snuck a vegetable into Wisconsin, baseball's cherished records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of great food. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  Wisconsin,  food,  baseball,  sports,  world records,  competitions,  Barry Bonds,  culture,  restaurants,  cooking,  Anthony Bourdain,  travel,  recalls,  taints,  health,  animals