Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Newt Gingrich,  Declaration of Independence,  Second Amendment,  insurance,  guns,  health,  Barack Obama,  laws,  jihad,  senior citizens,  food,  Spain,  Florida,  Guantanamo Bay,  Constitution,  prison,  national parks,  Better Know a Lobby,  Paul Helmke,  weapons,  Ronald Reagan,  assassinations,  government

Episode #08095

Barack Obama visits troops in Afghanistan and cynically uses the anniversary of ordering the hit on Osama bin Laden to order a campaign ad hit on Mitt Romney. (03:45)

Tags:  campaigns,  Barack Obama,  Osama bin Laden,  advertising,  Mitt Romney,  anniversaries,  Mission Accomplished,  assassinations,  Afghanistan War,  Afghanistan,  troops,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  George W. Bush,  pundits,  football,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  international affairs,  military,  Fox News,  Guantanamo Bay

Episode #08079

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California. (03:58)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  lying,  California,  college,  print media,  primaries,  dogs,  Washington DC,  history,  San Francisco,  elitism,  patriotism,  doctors,  health,  Benjamin Franklin,  STDs,  gay/homosexual,  education,  America

Episode #08073

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs. (02:09)

Tags:  senior citizens,  flying,  terrorism,  TSA,  security,  travel,  racism,  Spain,  guns,  Obama administration,  Guantanamo Bay,  Florida,  family,  mongering

Episode #08065

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote. (07:13)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying America,  Florida,  on location,  voting,  kids,  teens,  school,  education,  laws,  elections,  discrimination,  democracy,  mongering,  corruption,  parenting,  Rick Scott,  crime,  statistics,  sexism,  men/women

Episode #08056

Activist Bill McKibben talks about the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline and calls on Colbert Nation to sign his petition opposing its construction. (04:43)

Tags:  Bill McKibben,  interviews,  environment,  global warming,  Address the Mess,  oil,  money,  protests,  energy,  hybrids,  cars/trucks,  Senate,  international affairs,  Saudi Arabia,  Canada,  Colbert Nation,  It's a Wonderful Life

Episode #08039

The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution. (05:58)

Tags:  The Word,  Barack Obama,  Obama administration,  terrorism,  laws,  trials/hearings,  Constitution,  prison,  civil rights,  human rights,  torture,  voting,  Newt Gingrich,  hunting,  Dick Cheney,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  candidates,  interrogations,  Guantanamo Bay,  huggers,  war on terror

Germany ranks as the world's least funny country, and Republicans prove that the government doesn't work. (05:48)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Colbert Super PAC,  Germany,  Hans Beinholtz,  gay/homosexual,  flags,  Republicans,  First Amendment,  debt,  vaginas,  poverty,  Ronald Reagan,  government,  Lord of the Rings,  Marcus Bachmann,  shortages,  Guantanamo Bay,  art,  advertising,  NASA,  candidates

Episode #08032

The soft-on-terror-crats mischaracterize Michigan's ice shaving machines as a frivolous waste of tax money, but there's no reason that fighting terror shouldn't be fun. (04:42)

Tags:  terrorism,  Al Qaeda,  security,  Michigan,  mongering,  war on terror,  food,  money,  Bret Baier,  lookin' good,  Fox News,  taxes,  impressions,  amusement parks,  Guantanamo Bay

Episode #08018

Herman Cain appears on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" shortly after a fourth woman steps forward with graphic sexual harassment accusations. (04:24)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  sexual advances,  scandals,  Gloria Allred,  men/women,  work/office,  TiVo,  lawyers,  Jimmy,  Jimmy Kimmel,  fundraising,  money,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans,  Sport Report,  Green Bay Packers

Episode #07119

Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met. (03:06)

Tags:  Wall Street,  protests,  New York City,  on location,  hippies,  man on the street,  liberal,  police business,  business,  Jimmy,  freedom of speech,  mental health,  movies,  Halloween,  nudity,  laws,  costumes,  Barack Obama,  drugs,  marijuana,  campaigns,  money,  government,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic." (05:42)

Tags:  David Copperfield,  interviews,  books,  science,  magic,  Emmy Awards,  awards,  lying,  performances,  Statue of Liberty,  royalty,  stunts,  Harry Potter,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

Diane Sawyer discusses the unedited recordings of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, released 50 years after John F. Kennedy's inauguration. (06:09)

Tags:  Diane Sawyer,  interviews,  ABC News,  audience interaction,  Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis,  history,  Caroline Kennedy,  John F. Kennedy,  crying,  mental health,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07113

To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  unemployment,  Congress,  Republicans,  Mitch McConnell,  David Vitter,  economy,  prostitution,  Green Bay Packers,  scandals,  football,  sports,  under the desk,  cooking,  costumes,  food,  alcohol,  balls,  debates,  birthdays,  photos,  advertising,  Jimmy,  breasts,  fashion,  Heroe$ Crawl,  TV,  Wisconsin

Episode #07110

Once the world's most wanted hacker, Kevin Mitnick talks about his start as a phone prankster and his years as a government fugitive. (05:55)

Tags:  Kevin Mitnick,  interviews,  security,  crime,  business,  technology,  pranks,  Internet,  prison,  government,  China,  FBI,  weapons,  nuclear,  books,  intelligence,  terrorism,  teens,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07100

America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo. (03:19)

Tags:  Democrats,  Republicans,  economy,  debt,  competitions,  America,  Harry Reid,  Barack Obama,  Wall Street,  stocks,  elitism,  terrorism,  Guantanamo Bay,  Greece,  the heroes,  international affairs,  business

Episode #07100

Bloomberg News' Al Hunt believes Barack Obama lost the debt ceiling negotiation, but he doesn't think the Republicans won. (05:41)

Tags:  Al Hunt,  interviews,  debt,  economy,  government,  fights,  media,  24-hour news,  candidates,  America,  Democrats,  Republicans,  civil rights,  Barack Obama,  asses,  alcohol,  80s,  90s,  Medicare,  taxes,  the heroes,  Mitch McConnell,  Michele Bachmann,  Ronald Reagan,  history

Colbert Super PAC can rake in millions of dollars for no apparent reason, Marcus Bachmann recommends straight accountability buddies, and the scandal deepens for Murdoch. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #07090

Scandal won't bring down Rupert Murdoch, Gitmo detainees get dangerous, and Jose Antonio Vargas admits to being an illegal immigrant. (00:34)

Tags:  Rupert Murdoch,  scandals,  Guantanamo Bay,  intro,  Jose Antonio Vargas,  immigration,  stereotypes

Episode #07090

Gitmo detainees craft a dangerous new weapon behind bars that may shatter our aesthetic paradigm. (03:19)

Tags:  Guantanamo Bay,  terrorism,  art,  prison,  Afghanistan,  torture,  Barack Obama,  interrogations,  food,  Greek,  health