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Episode #08004
Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there. (06:13)
Episode #07120
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)
Episode #07053
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades. (05:11)
Stephen continues the search for King Tut's penis and talks about art with Steve Martin. (04:15)
Episode #06157
Stephen tries not to spread international Zionist conspiracies, but Israel working with sharks just makes too much sense. (02:35)
Episode #06157
Israel uses sharks to attack Egypt, William Wegman makes Stephen look humpable, and Julie Taymor reveals Elizabethan swear words. (01:03)
Episode #06154
With their Cosmopolitan subscriptions, Mongolian women get half off the newsstand price, plus a free goat bladder phone. (02:51)
Episode #06154
Mongolian women get Cosmo, David Silverman helps solve the mystery of King Tut's missing penis, and Garry Trudeau attacks Nixon for 40 years. (01:02)
Episode #06111
Anthony Romero explains why America needs the ACLU to support the Constitution, now that it has Tea Partiers. (05:42)
Episode #06111
Stephen talks to his prophetic goose, profiles Mike Castle and discusses his fear of Muslims with Anthony Romero. (01:03)
Stephen covers the wars we are fighting and previews the wars we will be fighting any day now. (03:49)
Episode #05051
There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other. (06:11)
Episode #05022
The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies. (05:12)
Episode #04101
The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards. (03:50)
Episode #03079
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes. (4:29)
Episode #02008
If you pledge $1,000 to The Colbert Report, Nina Totenberg will come to your shower in a plush terry cloth robe. (5:27)
Episode #01019
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board. (2:55)