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Recap - Week of 5/7/12

Eric McCormack ad-libs, Andy Cohen fears silence, Maurice Sendak threatens Stephen, Anna Wintour talks beauty, North Carolina bans same-sex marriage, and Jesus is unquotable. (04:10)

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Aired: 05/11/2012 | Views: 4,985

ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearslocal news teamweatherJimmyPennsylvaniaanimalsWolf BlitzerAndrew NapolitanoSteve Doocysafetymediapunditsphotos

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 33,617
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

5/7/12 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08098

Eric McCormack and Stephen practice lines from "Pussy Hound," grizzly bears track newsmen, and Andy Cohen fears quiet intimacy. (01:02)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 4,769
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Monkey on the Lam - Alabama

Episode #08072

There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)

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Aired: 03/14/2012 | Views: 19,376

ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears

Episode #08071

An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual. (07:16)

Tags:  ThreatDownmongeringPat RobertsonmarijuanalegalizationreligionIslamicreality showsbearsexfoliatingTVlookin' gooddrugsmartial artsThe Karate KideconomybailoutsagingJesuswealthballsfacial hairgay/homosexualcostumesIranIsraelMiddle EastAndy CohenThe 700 Club

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 23,229

The Meaning of Groundhog Day

Episode #08055

Americans commercialize and groundhog up the ancient Christo-Pagan rite of Candlemas, completely losing sight of its true meaning. (02:33)

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Aired: 02/02/2012 | Views: 37,310

Intro - 1/11/12

Episode #08042

Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)

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Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 38,145

A Look Back - January 2011

Stephen uncovers the Biblical roots of the Snowpocalypse and translates Rush Limbaugh's Chinese broadcast. (04:46)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsanimalsIsraelspyingSaudi ArabiaKevin SpaceyJack AbramoffNative AmericanSarah PalinmilitaryDavid HasselhoffRonald ReaganRush LimbaughtranslationsCharlie Roseweathersciencetasersbearsvideo gamesBernard-Henri LevyAmy Chuacats & catsRon ReaganmimesSpider-Man

Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 51,868

Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!

Episode #08022

There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges. (05:09)

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Aired: 11/15/2011 | Views: 18,794

Recap - Week of 10/3/11

Obamacare heads to the Supreme Court, Chris Christie ends confusion over his candidacy, Herman Cain thinks being gay is a choice, and Sarah Palin decides not to run in 2012. (04:07)

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Aired: 10/07/2011 | Views: 10,803

ThreatDown - Bears in Rehab, Bear Terminators & Sanctimonious Enviro-Bears

Episode #08001

Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius. (04:48)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearsanimalsUkrainealcoholrehabanimalsrobotswarsphotosaddictionConnecticuthuntingmoviesCaliforniacars/truckshybridsenvironmentdrivinghuggershippiesAddress the MessJimmy Fallonphotos

Aired: 10/03/2011 | Views: 25,553

10/3/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #08001

Stephen pantomimes Rick Perry's racially charged camp name, bears drive hybrids, and Jerome Groopman discusses mammograms. (01:00)

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Aired: 10/03/2011 | Views: 4,893

Ignoring Global Warming

Episode #07121

In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh." (04:04)

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Aired: 09/26/2011 | Views: 25,178

Daniel Yergin

Episode #07119

Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil. (05:54)

Tags:  Daniel Yergininterviewsoilbooksalternative energytechnologyenergyfrackingmoneygas priceseconomyenvironmentinternational affairsChinaAmericashortagesBarack ObamaRonald ReaganmarijuanaHeroe$ CrawlsafetyAddress the Mess

Aired: 09/21/2011 | Views: 17,900

On Topic - Arts and Leisure - Books

Stephen doesn't trust books, but he will read their covers, and proves he's a bigger fan of Tolkien than James Franco is. (03:57)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsbookskidsJ.R.R. TolkienI Am America (And So Can You!)Harry Potter

Aired: 08/22/2011 | Views: 33,789

Exclusive - Space Shuttle Atlantis Crew - Extended Interview Pt. 2

Atlantis crewmembers Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus discuss the final space shuttle mission in Part 2 of this uncut web exclusive. (04:16)

Tags:  exclusivesinterviewsuncensoredextended interviewsChris FergusonDoug HurleyRex WalheimSandy MagnusAtlantisastronautsNASAspacesuperheroestraveltransportationcars/trucksexerciseflyinggrowing uptechnologypenisesballsthe heroes

Aired: 08/16/2011 | Views: 1,654

Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim & Sandy Magnus

Episode #07108

Space shuttle Atlantis crewmembers -- Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus -- discuss their final mission and the future of American space travel. (05:42)

Tags:  Chris FergusonDoug HurleyRex WalheimSandy MagnusinterviewsNASAastronautsgifts & presentscostumesspaceflagsmoon landingRussiamoneygrowing uptechnologypenisesballsthe heroesinternational affairsNeil Armstrong

Aired: 08/16/2011 | Views: 2,054

World's Oldest Panda Dies

Episode #07066

For too long, the Chinese have been using pandas' cuteness to infiltrate America's heart. (01:16)

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Aired: 05/17/2011 | Views: 28,214

Bears & Balls - Misery Edition

Episode #07040

CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket. (05:38)

Tags:  Bears & Ballsbig red buttonunder the deskJapanearthquakestsunamisnatural disastersmoneyeconomystocksapologiesTwitterfoodinternational affairsmovieskidsappearancesgamblingJimmy FallonfriendsDonorsChoose.orgcharityarteducationschoolshortagesethics

Aired: 03/24/2011 | Views: 36,057

On Topic - The Seven Deadly Sins - Anger

Stephen thinks presidents should express our anger for us and vents outrage to a bear at the Humane Society. (02:46)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsrageviolenceGreen Daymental healthbears

Aired: 02/07/2011 | Views: 51,165