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Episode #08026

Allegations of an extramarital affair lead Herman Cain to reassess his candidacy and consider leaving his election-lover's pizza half-baked. (03:17)

Tags:  Herman Cainscandalsadulterysexual advancesMitt RomneyNewt GingrichvaginasdogsJimmyIndecisionIndecision 2012candidatesRepublicans

Aired: 11/29/2011 | Views: 40,111

Russia's James Bonds vs. America's Barack Obama

Episode #07110

While Vladimir Putin bags tigers in Siberia, Barack Obama bags a pie on his Midwestern safari. (03:13)

Tags:  Vladimir Putinlookin' goodRussiaBarack ObamaDmitry MedvedevAmericaRick PerryphotosNew York Timesthe MidwestCanadatransportationhybridsYosemite SamJames Bondhuntinggunsanimalsnerd alertHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 08/18/2011 | Views: 29,347

Tip/Wag - Evangelical Scientists & Rick Santorum

Episode #07109

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/WagAdam and EveBibleJesusRick SantorumRepublicansaccountabilityChristiansciencegeneticssexreligionmarriagesame-sex marriagegay/homosexualmen/womenTen Commandmentssexual advancesGodsnakesbestialityJames CarvilleHappy Dayscracks updogspukingGooglethe heroes

Aired: 08/17/2011 | Views: 31,426

Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers

Episode #07105

The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God. (05:04)

Tags:  Yahweh or No WayMormonreligionlookin' goodGodpollsadvertisingapproval ratingsMitt RomneyIndecisionCatholicIndecision 2012electionscampaignscandidatesappearancesRepublicansBarack Obamasecret MuslimJoseph Smithanimalsthe heroessportsrock 'n' rolldiscriminationJon Huntsman

Aired: 08/10/2011 | Views: 353,971

Heatsteria

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weatherglobal warmingenvironmentscienceRush LimbaughSpongeBob SquarepantsconservativeSteve DoocyGretchen CarlsongovernmentpunditsFox NewsconspiracieskidsanimationDora the Explorersleepmonkeys!Address the Messthe heroeseducationNickelodeonmongeringfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 76,019

On Topic - The Continents - North America

Stephen finds out that the first president of Canada was a duck and asks Mexicans for a thank you for our border fence. (04:04)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesalcoholAmericaanimalsassesborder securitydancingflagsfoodimmigrationpartyingspring breakCanadaMexicoPanamaVirgin Islands

Aired: 05/23/2011 | Views: 49,593

Recap - Week of 3/28/11

Stephen accepts Michael Moore's apology, starts a PAC and agrees to sing "Friday" on Jimmy Fallon's show. (04:07)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 04/01/2011 | Views: 14,450

Chaos in Chaonada

Episode #07041

Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit. (01:52)

Tags:  Barack ObamaspeechesCanadaStephen Harpergovernmentinternational affairsphotosJimmy

Aired: 03/28/2011 | Views: 27,723

3/28/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07041

Stephen admires terrorists, marks the 100th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire and accepts Michael Moore's apology. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Aired: 03/28/2011 | Views: 45,518

On Topic - The Good News - The Sport Report

Stephen air guitars his way through coverage of baseball, the Olympics and Brett Favre's numerous retirements in this exclusive mash-up from The Colbert Report. (04:06)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsBrett FavreMark McGwireShani DavisSteagle Colbeagle the EaglesportsOlympicsbaseballfootballmascotsTimbersportssteroidsdrugsretirement

Aired: 11/22/2010 | Views: 40,318

Indecision 2010 - Midterm Elections - Sue Lowden

Episode #06057

If you can't afford health insurance, forget about mandates and confusing plans, just bring a chicken to the doctor. (04:34)

Tags:  Indecision 2010Indecisionunder the deskanimalselectionsSue Lowdenhealthlawsinsurancedoctorscats & catsphotosmoney

Aired: 04/26/2010 | Views: 49,775

Tiger's Nike Commercial

Episode #06048

Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods. (03:09)

Tags:  Tiger WoodssportsgolfingadvertisingNikeJimmyparentingWilly Wonkapop culturescandalsTV

Aired: 04/08/2010 | Views: 185,767

Olympics Wrap-Up - Michael Buble

Episode #06029

Stephen checks in with his Quebecois colleague, Stephane Colbert, and sings both national anthems with Michael Buble. (07:00)

Tags:  Michael BubleinterviewssongsmusicanthemsstereotypesOlympicsVancouverCanadaon locationcostumespatriotismperformances

Aired: 03/01/2010 | Views: 27,950

Sign Off - You Are Not Americans

Episode #06025

Whether you are Canadian, European or Asian, one thing unites you -- you're not American. (00:17)

Tags:  sign offOlympicsVancouverCanadaon locationAmerica

Aired: 02/22/2010 | Views: 20,944

Office Super Bowl Ad Pool

Episode #06021

Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras. (02:50)

Tags:  Super BowlsportsfootballgamblingadvertisingJimmybestialityanimalssexcars/trucksToyotarecallsapologies

Aired: 02/08/2010 | Views: 93,918

Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's History

Episode #06020

A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History. (04:50)

Tags:  Tip/WagwaterboardingtortureCIAspyingCanadaInternetpornsexcats & catschallenges

Aired: 02/04/2010 | Views: 38,367

Skate Expectations - Skeleton Team Tryouts

Episode #05154

Stephen isn't attending the Vancouver Olympics just to ombud -- he's going as a member of the U.S. Olympic team. (04:30)

Tags:  Skate ExpectationsOlympicsice skatingColbert NationchallengesCanadasloganssports

Aired: 12/03/2009 | Views: 37,011

Sport Report - Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign

Episode #05146

A cricket coach encourages his players to have sex before matches, and Stephen starts his Canadian "Don't Be an Ice-Hole" letter-writing campaign. (04:07)

Tags:  Sport ReportOlympicssportssexmasturbationIndiaColbert Nationice skatingchallengesCanadaJoey CheekOn Notice/Dead to Mekidsmail/e-mail

Aired: 11/12/2009 | Views: 83,976

Intro - 11/05/09

Episode #05142

Canadian athletes dope with beaver musk to gain an unfair advantage at the Winter Games, and William Bratton runs from the law. (00:34)

Tags:  introCanadasportsOlympicsepidemicsscamsWilliam Brattonpolice businessNew York YankeesWorld Seriesbaseball

Aired: 11/05/2009 | Views: 7,732

The Word - Arch Enemies

Episode #05113

Without Archie to focus on, Betty will have to do something sad like rediscover her own dreams and devote her life to making the world a better place. (06:06)

Tags:  The WordbooksJimmymen/womenHillary Clintonsexismsexmarriageanimation

Aired: 08/18/2009 | Views: 33,237