Episode #08079

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California. (03:58)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  lying,  California,  college,  print media,  primaries,  dogs,  Washington DC,  history,  San Francisco,  elitism,  patriotism,  doctors,  health,  Benjamin Franklin,  STDs,  gay/homosexual,  education,  America

Episode #08078

"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne. (05:33)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Las Vegas,  Cuba,  Christian,  gambling,  Fidel Castro,  Raul Castro,  Catholic,  Pope Benedict XVI,  fashion,  lookin' good,  Pope John Paul II,  communism,  popes,  Jesus,  Bible,  Israel,  Ronald Reagan,  Cold War,  Jewish,  movies,  parody,  Jimmy,  religion,  God,  celebrities,  documentaries

Episode #08057

Barack Obama launches a vengeful health care crusade against the Catholic church, essentially forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass. (06:54)

Tags:  Catholic,  birth control,  health,  insurance,  laws,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  religion,  Jimmy,  The Crusades,  Pope Benedict XVI,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  Jesus,  God,  France,  history,  taxes,  charity,  money,  Benjamin Franklin,  founding fathers,  First Amendment,  Mitt Romney,  STDs,  Rick Santorum,  campaigns,  Republicans

Episode #08056

The government cracks down on woodworking, Jimmy Fallon's ice cream war with Stephen heats up, and Bill McKibben discusses global warming. (00:38)

Tags:  intro,  government,  laws,  safety,  kids,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  fights,  Bill McKibben,  global warming,  environment,  Address the Mess,  drugs,  cocaine,  books,  Amazon,  shopping

Episode #08056

Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)

Tags:  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Americone Dream,  Ben & Jerry's,  Jimmy Fallon,  mail/e-mail,  Colbert Nation,  asses,  weight/obesity,  fights,  competitions,  friends,  food,  death,  animals,  appearances,  crying,  puking,  under the desk,  advertising,  poop & pee

Episode #08054

Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)

Tags:  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Colbert Super PAC,  collectibles,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  competitions,  challenges,  the heroes,  food,  gross-out,  photos,  facial hair,  kids,  Fear Factor,  Conan O'Brien,  health,  crying,  costumes,  weight/obesity,  charity,  friends,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08054

Stephen enjoys a scoop of 2012 election edition Americone Dream. (00:07)

Tags:  sign off,  Americone Dream,  Ben & Jerry's,  collectibles,  food

Episode #08053

The Tennessee Tea Party demands that textbooks remove references to the Founding Fathers' slave ownership and violence against Native Americans. (04:27)

Tags:  The Word,  founding fathers,  Thomas Jefferson,  Benjamin Franklin,  George Washington,  James Madison,  Andrew Jackson,  Tea Party,  Tennessee,  America,  history,  education,  kids,  slavery,  ethnic,  African American,  Native American,  liberal,  smoking,  prostitution,  French,  culture,  lying,  sex,  patriotism

Episode #08045

While GOP candidates debate their powerlessness to stop negative super PAC ads, the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC releases a Herman Cain ad. (08:17)

Tags:  South Carolina,  primaries,  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert 2012,  Jon Stewart,  Herman Cain,  debates,  advertising,  Jimmy,  George Will,  money,  Easter,  holidays,  Christian,  Star Wars,  psychics,  supernatural,  injuries,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  accountability,  Trevor Potter,  laws

Stephen urges Occupy Wall Streeters to accept corporations as people, craps on Jimmy Fallon's Ben & Jerry's flavor and reveals Mitt Romney's safe word. (04:12)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  protests,  sexual advances,  Herman Cain,  songs,  Colbert Super PAC,  sex,  Americone Dream,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  Rick Perry,  debates,  alcohol,  vaginas,  asses,  Newt Gingrich,  scandals,  Chris Matthews,  shopping,  holidays,  religion,  Mitt Romney,  Richard Branson,  fights,  Catholic,  Seth Meyers,  candidates,  business

Hosni Mubarack gets jilted by 80 million Egyptians, Rick Santorum addresses his long-time Google problem, and Jimmy Fallon becomes Stephen's best friend for six months. (04:54)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Hosni Mubarak,  Egypt,  Abraham Lincoln,  Richard Branson,  nudity,  Rick Santorum,  Google,  Ronald Reagan,  gay/homosexual,  Wisconsin,  Afghanistan,  heroin,  police business,  Mike Huckabee,  Colbert Bump,  portrait,  Jon Stewart,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  sex,  gardening,  STDs,  senior citizens,  puking,  economy,  rallies

Colbert Super PAC makes an issue ad with Buddy Roemer, New York lays off Santa, Herman Cain blames Democrats, and Rick Perry struggles to remember. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08019

Dippin' Dots files for bankruptcy, leaving a gap in the future-dessert continuum that only Americone Dream can fill. (05:24)

Tags:  Americone Dream,  Matthew C. Sullivan,  Ben & Jerry's,  Jimmy Fallon,  appearances,  food,  future,  poop & pee,  Matt Lappin,  photos,  competitions,  fights,  science,  technology,  business

Episode #08019

Stephen spoon-feeds Americone Dream to Jimmy Fallon's headshot. (00:13)

Tags:  sign off,  Americone Dream,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  food,  competitions

Episode #08019

Herman Cain blames Democrats for his sexual harassment woes, Stephen defends his Americone Dream, and Father Jim Martin thinks that Jesus was funny. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08017

Make Us Great Again creates a Rick Perry ad, and the Nebraska Democratic Party skirts campaign finance limits with Ben Nelson's issue ads. (05:22)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Colbert Super PAC,  Ben Nelson,  advertising,  Buddy Roemer,  Karl Rove,  Barbara Bush,  money,  Democrats,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  candidates,  hunting,  laws,  lookin' good

Episode #08017

Trevor Potter explains how the Colbert Super PAC can adopt Karl Rove's tactic of adopting Ben Nelson's issue ad tactic. (05:01)

Tags:  Trevor Potter,  appearances,  Colbert Super PAC,  Karl Rove,  Buddy Roemer,  advertising,  fundraising,  money,  lawyers,  mythology,  literary references,  laws,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Republicans,  Jimmy,  basic cable,  penises,  vaginas,  sex,  Chronicles of Narnia,  ethics,  animals

Jon Huntsman makes Stephen an offer, Herman Cain's ad sticks it to the American elite, PETA files a lawsuit against SeaWorld, and Oakland police attack protesters. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08012

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Episode #08010

Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain. (04:28)

Tags:  Ben & Jerry's,  rage,  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  Jimmy Fallon,  competitions,  protests,  socialism,  business,  Goldman Sachs,  advertising,  left-wing,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  food,  mental health,  under the desk,  weight/obesity,  lookin' good,  Colbert Nation,  Halloween,  charity,  asses,  fights,  masturbation