Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07123

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

Tags:  immigration,  pregnancy,  Rick Perry,  debates,  kids,  parents,  border security,  education,  college,  discrimination,  conservative,  Republicans,  Jimmy,  men/women,  labor,  photos,  America,  Mexico,  Mexican,  ethnic,  Arizona,  mongering,  police business,  Tennessee,  crime,  prison,  supernatural,  doctors,  food,  crime,  flags,  Emmy Awards,  apologies,  Sofia Vergara,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met. (03:06)

Tags:  Wall Street,  protests,  New York City,  on location,  hippies,  man on the street,  liberal,  police business,  business,  Jimmy,  freedom of speech,  mental health,  movies,  Halloween,  nudity,  laws,  costumes,  Barack Obama,  drugs,  marijuana,  campaigns,  money,  government,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil. (05:54)

Tags:  Daniel Yergin,  interviews,  oil,  books,  alternative energy,  technology,  energy,  fracking,  money,  gas prices,  economy,  environment,  international affairs,  China,  America,  shortages,  Barack Obama,  Ronald Reagan,  marijuana,  Heroe$ Crawl,  safety,  Address the Mess

Episode #07117

While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades. (03:24)

Tags:  economy,  Switzerland,  security,  business,  money,  stocks,  mental health,  Greece,  crying,  international affairs,  crime,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07117

Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name. (01:15)

Tags:  Louie Gohmert,  Congress,  Barack Obama,  unemployment,  Jimmy,  Texas,  taxes,  money,  business,  Republicans,  Democrats,  poop & pee,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials. (03:03)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  unemployment,  economy,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox News,  interns,  Bill Clinton,  Jimmy,  Rupert Murdoch,  media,  print media,  New York Post,  conservative,  Republicans,  laws,  photos,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy. (04:32)

Tags:  Paul Krugman,  appearances,  business,  unemployment,  economy,  government,  Great Depression,  right-wing,  Nobel Prize,  kids,  Shirley Temple Black,  movies,  iPad,  New York Times,  supernatural,  Heroe$ Crawl,  labor

Episode #07114

Diane Sawyer discusses the unedited recordings of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, released 50 years after John F. Kennedy's inauguration. (06:09)

Tags:  Diane Sawyer,  interviews,  ABC News,  audience interaction,  Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis,  history,  Caroline Kennedy,  John F. Kennedy,  crying,  mental health,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

Stephen says goodnight and takes a big swig from his Colbert Report mug. (00:06)

Tags:  sign off,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07113

To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  unemployment,  Congress,  Republicans,  Mitch McConnell,  David Vitter,  economy,  prostitution,  Green Bay Packers,  scandals,  football,  sports,  under the desk,  cooking,  costumes,  food,  alcohol,  balls,  debates,  birthdays,  photos,  advertising,  Jimmy,  breasts,  fashion,  Heroe$ Crawl,  TV,  Wisconsin

Episode #07108

Frank Luntz will help Stephen create a Colbert Super PAC ad that works for Democrats and Republicans and scores with the South and the North. (07:10)

Tags:  Frank Luntz,  appearances,  books,  pundits,  Fox News,  Colbert Super PAC,  lookin' good,  energy,  truthiness,  advertising,  business,  apologies,  money,  fundraising,  Democrats,  Republicans,  violence,  animals,  drugs,  the heroes,  conservative,  visually impaired

Episode #07106

The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics. (05:40)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  advertising,  Iowa,  Rick Perry,  media,  local news team,  TV,  conspiracies,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  rage,  Des Moines,  elections,  polls,  business,  voting,  mail/e-mail,  Nebraska,  Emmy Awards,  competitions,  the heroes,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  ABC,  corruption,  education

Episode #07106

Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do. (06:05)

Tags:  Gloria Steinem,  interviews,  feminism,  sexism,  culture,  documentaries,  movies,  men/women,  discrimination,  civil rights,  history,  60s,  70s,  pregnancy,  marriage,  kids,  family,  parenting,  mental health,  lookin' good,  Jimmy,  the heroes

Episode #07105

The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God. (05:04)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Mormon,  religion,  lookin' good,  God,  polls,  advertising,  approval ratings,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision,  Catholic,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  campaigns,  candidates,  appearances,  Republicans,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  Joseph Smith,  animals,  the heroes,  sports,  rock 'n' roll,  discrimination,  Jon Huntsman

Episode #07104

Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)

Tags:  The Word,  technology,  Internet,  friends,  Jimmy,  Google,  mental health,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  kittens,  cats & cats,  science,  food,  Gene Simmons,  business,  cell phones,  the heroes,  phone calls,  Facebook,  iPad

Episode #07102

Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer. (03:34)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  birthdays,  partying,  aging,  Fox News,  Sean Hannity,  pundits,  debt,  economy,  growing up,  President's Day,  Vietnam,  crying,  under the desk,  lookin' good,  Steve Doocy,  the heroes

Episode #07102

Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed. (04:36)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  baseball,  MLB,  history,  Milwaukee Brewers,  Chicago White Sox,  world records,  competitions,  drugs,  gambling,  Internet,  Twitter,  kids,  photos,  lookin' good,  Billy Joel,  the heroes,  growing up,  young Stephen

Episode #07100

According to The New York Times' David Leonhardt, safeguarding America's credit rating requires reducing health costs and raising taxes. (03:59)

Tags:  David Leonhardt,  appearances,  debt,  economy,  New York Times,  America,  government,  taxes,  Tea Party,  competitions,  fights,  Social Security,  Medicare,  Republicans,  Democrats,  the heroes,  Congress,  international affairs