Episode #08099

In tribute to the late Maurice Sendak, Stephen revisits his Colberty Tales and releases his Sendak-approved "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" children's book. (05:36)

Tags:  Maurice Sendak,  appearances,  exclusives,  uncensored,  I Am a Pole (And So Can You!),  books,  flags,  kids,  kids,  gifts & presents,  holidays,  supernatural,  Mozart,  art,  culture,  music,  Donald Trump,  animals,  pets,  dogs,  death,  mental health,  parenting,  celebrities,  growing up,  on location,  literary references,  sports,  skateboarding

Episode #08098

Eric McCormack and Stephen rehearse "Pussy Hound," a heterosexual sitcom about two straight guys named Will and Grayson. (06:46)

Tags:  Eric McCormack,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  performances,  TV,  Joe Biden,  Will and Grace,  same-sex marriage,  discrimination,  sex,  marriage,  men/women,  high five,  under the desk,  mental health,  theme songs,  crying,  breaking up,  friends,  morality,  celebrities,  Broadway,  animals,  culture,  simulations

Episode #08094

Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  kids,  education,  gay/homosexual,  guns,  Diane Keaton,  baseball,  New York City,  wealth,  parenting,  weapons,  celebrities,  sports

Episode #08091

Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world. (02:40)

Tags:  I Am a Pole (And So Can You!),  Stephen's products,  books,  flags,  kids,  Maurice Sendak,  mental health,  Tom Hanks,  shopping,  gifts & presents,  charity,  troops,  appearances,  military,  celebrities

Episode #08091

Children's author Julie Andrews talks about her book series "The Very Fairy Princess" and the importance of sparkle. (06:44)

Tags:  Julie Andrews,  appearances,  Stephen's products,  performances,  duets,  kids,  I Am a Pole (And So Can You!),  books,  poop & pee,  sexual advances,  Disney,  music,  gay/homosexual,  celebrities,  let's move on,  songs,  fetishes,  royalty,  parenting

Episode #08089

Time Magazine includes Stephen on its "100 Most Influential People in the World" list. (03:13)

Tags:  Most Influential,  Time Magazine,  I Did It!,  print media,  awards,  celebrities,  Garry Trudeau,  Dalai Lama,  marijuana,  mental health

Episode #08086

Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it. (04:53)

Tags:  men/women,  Ann Romney,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  controversies,  sexism,  health,  laws,  Republicans,  vaginas,  Democrats,  campaigns,  slogans,  breasts,  penises,  lookin' good,  under the desk,  Indecision,  celebrities,  crying,  voting,  cars/trucks,  fashion,  movies

Episode #08078

"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne. (05:33)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Las Vegas,  Cuba,  Christian,  gambling,  Fidel Castro,  Raul Castro,  Catholic,  Pope Benedict XVI,  fashion,  lookin' good,  Pope John Paul II,  communism,  popes,  Jesus,  Bible,  Israel,  Ronald Reagan,  Cold War,  Jewish,  movies,  parody,  Jimmy,  religion,  God,  celebrities,  documentaries

Stephen's building manager oversees a fire drill, finds a girl for Stephen Jr., and keeps Stephen on the straight and narrow-minded. (04:49)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  insurance,  safety,  natural disasters,  Amy Sedaris,  movies,  pop culture,  Jimmy,  performances,  celebrities,  stunts,  dancing,  Stephen Jr.,  animals,  sex,  under the desk,  sexual advances

Episode #08068

With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations. (03:58)

Tags:  Republican National Convention,  Tampa,  Florida,  CNN,  technology,  balloons,  simulations,  under the desk,  time travel,  inventions,  zombies,  Patricia Heaton,  birth control,  TV,  sexual advances,  sex,  candidates,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  24-hour news,  media,  demonstrations,  conservative

Episode #08068

Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter." (05:32)

Tags:  Willem Dafoe,  interviews,  movies,  Platoon,  aliens,  space,  Mars,  technology,  Christian,  fans,  celebrities

Barack Obama pushes higher education, the Colbert Report airs its 1,000th show, Stephen demands that men get transurethral ultrasounds, and the GOP sets its sights on Jeb Bush. (04:06)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08065

Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland." (06:00)

Tags:  Claire Danes,  interviews,  celebrities,  mental health,  drugs,  injuries,  books,  CIA,  Colbert Bump,  interrogations,  torture,  spying

Episode #08065

Republicans look to Jeb Bush as Super Tuesday nears, Florida fines a high school teacher for registering students to vote, and Claire Danes discusses CIA interrogations. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08064

Fox News' Charlie Gasparino brags about tipping, Stephen calls for a law requiring men to get transurethral ultrasounds, and William Shatner talks about planting his flag. (01:02)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #08064

A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles. (00:33)

Tags:  intro,  poverty,  charity,  birth control,  men/women,  controversies,  William Shatner,  celebrities,  Star Trek,  North Korea,  nuclear,  WMDs,  weapons,  Kim Jong-il,  death,  little people,  dictators,  international affairs

Episode #08064

William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World." (06:13)

Tags:  William Shatner,  interviews,  celebrities,  Star Trek,  Broadway,  theater,  lookin' good,  NASA,  space,  drugs,  mental health,  TV,  aging

Episode #08061

Spanish tenor Placido Domingo talks about his world-famous production of "Tosca" and explains why women find tenors so captivating. (03:50)

Tags:  Placido Domingo,  interviews,  celebrities,  opera,  music,  theater,  songs,  death,  Europe,  history,  lookin' good

Episode #08058

Mitt Romney attempts to connect to Michigan voters and brings out the biggest, tannest, most leathery gun of them all: Donald Trump. (06:53)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Donald Trump,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  Michigan,  primaries,  lookin' good,  impressions,  Rick Santorum,  polls,  bailouts,  Detroit,  wealth,  celebrities,  Animal Planet,  National Geographic,  Jimmy,  asses,  cars/trucks,  Stephen's friends,  dogs,  animals,  environment,  campaigns,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012

Herman Cain sings at the South Cain-olina Primary Rally, Rick Santorum panders to the elderly, Maurice Sendak praises Stephen's idiocy, and Newt Gingrich reimagines the moon. (04:09)

Tags:  Weekly Recap