Episode #08099

"Spooky PACs" trailblazer Karl Rove gives anonymous political money to help keep political money anonymous, and Stephen gives in to donor transparency fetishists. (05:27)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  laws,  fundraising,  money,  elections,  Karl Rove,  wealth,  accountability,  business,  Newt Gingrich,  charity,  taints,  founding fathers,  photos,  campaigns,  democracy,  Jay-Z,  Jimmy,  Indecision 2012,  advertising,  oral sex

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  bears,  local news team,  weather,  Jimmy,  Pennsylvania,  animals,  Wolf Blitzer,  Andrew Napolitano,  Steve Doocy,  safety,  media,  pundits,  photos

Episode #08092

Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together. (04:59)

Tags:  The Word,  immigration,  ethnic,  racism,  global warming,  environment,  labor,  Fox News,  New York Times,  liberal,  conservative,  gay/homosexual,  MSNBC,  pollution,  alternative energy,  border security,  Mexican,  California,  statistics,  international affairs,  Ku Klux Klan,  guns,  laws,  poverty,  Address the Mess,  America,  media,  Address the Mess

Episode #08088

Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex. (05:03)

Tags:  The Word,  abstinence,  sex,  education,  sexual advances,  Tennessee,  teens,  school,  conservative,  health,  parenting,  growing up,  statistics,  laws,  local news team,  lookin' good,  nerd alert,  balls,  pregnancy,  kids,  visually impaired

Episode #08083

Republican candidate Rick Santorum suspends his presidential campaign to avoid losing in his home state, according to speculation. (01:54)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  elections,  candidates,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  Nooo!,  wealth,  housing,  Indecision,  my mistake,  mental health,  Pennsylvania,  campaigns

Episode #08082

The Australian conservationists' Easter Bilby threatens the sacred holiday ritual of dying a rabbit pink and gorging on its chocolate offspring. (04:54)

Tags:  Easter Under Attack,  Easter,  Australia,  holidays,  Christian,  Jesus,  Disney,  Super Bowl,  animals,  junk food,  football,  religion,  photos,  competitions,  Tim Tebow,  kids,  family,  international affairs

Episode #08068

With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations. (03:58)

Tags:  Republican National Convention,  Tampa,  Florida,  CNN,  technology,  balloons,  simulations,  under the desk,  time travel,  inventions,  zombies,  Patricia Heaton,  birth control,  TV,  sexual advances,  sex,  candidates,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  24-hour news,  media,  demonstrations,  conservative

Episode #08066

Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen. (04:45)

Tags:  Audra McDonald,  interviews,  Broadway,  theater,  music,  South Carolina,  opera,  ethnic,  African American,  racism,  stereotypes,  Rush Limbaugh,  musicals,  history

Episode #08065

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote. (07:13)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying America,  Florida,  on location,  voting,  kids,  teens,  school,  education,  laws,  elections,  discrimination,  democracy,  mongering,  corruption,  parenting,  Rick Scott,  crime,  statistics,  sexism,  men/women

Episode #08058

Rick Santorum calls on humans to husband the earth's resources before fracking her good all night long. (04:42)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  polls,  Satan,  Bible,  Christian,  religion,  wars,  Hell,  Barack Obama,  mongering,  energy,  oil,  environment,  fracking,  Address the Mess,  God,  America,  Jimmy,  marriage,  photos,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision 2012,  Adam and Eve

Episode #08057

The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks. (05:41)

Tags:  William Broad,  interviews,  books,  science,  exercise,  health,  injuries,  asses,  lookin' good,  sex,  cults,  mental health

Episode #08048

Bruce Bueno de Mesquita explains how he uses game theory to make geo-political predictions and formulate car-buying strategies. (05:32)

Tags:  Bruce Bueno de Mesquita,  interviews,  books,  international affairs,  Newt Gingrich,  primaries,  South Carolina,  dictators,  Democrats,  Barack Obama,  cars/trucks,  toys & games,  the Sun,  crying,  intelligence,  history,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08047

The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Carrie Rebora Barratt provides an analysis of Emanuel Leutze's masterpiece "Washington Crossing the Delaware." (05:19)

Tags:  Carrie Rebora Barratt,  interviews,  museums,  art,  culture,  history,  George Washington,  America,  Jimmy,  money,  Revolutionary War,  balls,  simulations,  German,  international affairs

Episode #08040

Author Melissa Harris-Perry deconstructs stereotypes of African-American women and considers the consequences of a white-male-centered perspective on the American story. (05:40)

Tags:  Melissa Harris-Perry,  interviews,  books,  African American,  stereotypes,  racism,  movies,  history,  culture,  Republicans,  America,  ethnic,  don't see color,  men/women,  Michelle Obama,  Barack Obama

Episode #08038

The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus. (03:34)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  ABC5/WOI,  local news team,  Rachel Pierce,  Amanda Krenz,  Brad Edwards,  John Walters,  appearances,  Mitt Romney,  trademark,  media,  sports,  weather,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Newt Gingrich,  citizenship,  books,  immigration,  Wikipedia,  Mexico,  pregnancy,  kids,  border security,  liberal,  Colbertisms,  America,  photos,  mongering,  technology,  James Bond,  movies,  wealth,  the moon,  space,  terrorism,  nuclear,  super villains,  lookin' good,  music,  Jimmy,  Amish,  Chinese

Episode #08029

Stephen needs help staying awake through this episode of The Report after honoring Yo-Yo Ma at the 34th Kennedy Center Honors. (03:33)

Tags:  Meryl Streep,  Newt Gingrich,  awards,  books,  photos,  under the desk,  Twitter,  junk food,  lobbyists,  sharks,  rodeos,  clowns,  Jimmy

Episode #08029

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  on location,  Denver,  apocalypse,  conspiracies,  Christian,  art,  flying,  aliens,  penises,  balls,  asses,  fashion,  songs,  performances,  security,  God,  Satan,  government,  riots,  dogs,  animals,  Stonehenge

Episode #08007

Former EPA administrator Carol Browner explains why clean air and water are good for America's economy. (03:29)

Tags:  Carol Browner,  appearances,  EPA,  environment,  Address the Mess,  government,  economy,  unemployment,  health,  safety,  business,  pollution,  weather,  natural disasters,  kids,  China,  international affairs,  doctors

Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl