Episode #08097

A mysterious Florida rival challenges Stephen's dominance in the world of super secret Super PAC-ing. (06:59)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Florida,  Jimmy,  on location,  investigations,  money,  fundraising,  Bigfoot,  Animal Planet,  apologies,  racism,  African American,  print media,  Viacom,  songs,  candidates,  Colbert Bump

Episode #08094

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest. (05:17)

Tags:  China,  Beijing,  international affairs,  house arrest,  Obama administration,  human rights,  visually impaired,  diplomacy,  money,  debt,  Canada,  Vancouver,  New York City,  Mexico,  cats & cats,  balls,  America,  Syria,  audience interaction,  marriage

Episode #08091

The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom. (05:32)

Tags:  Magnus Carlsen,  interviews,  competitions,  toys & games,  Norway,  international affairs,  Jimmy,  lookin' good,  Bobby Fischer,  challenges,  awards,  fashion,  mental health,  modeling

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

Tags:  The Enemy Within,  Mexico,  border security,  food,  black market,  money,  ethnic,  appearances,  kids,  drugs,  laws,  Jim Gilchrist,  international affairs,  gross-out,  hot dogs,  crime,  America,  patriotism,  lobbyists,  mongering,  addiction,  police business

Episode #08088

National Geographic premieres a show about people obsessed with the imminent collapse of civilization, which hasn't been covered on TV in over a year. (04:44)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  National Geographic,  TV,  doomsday,  guns,  apocalypse,  injuries,  American blankscape,  mongering,  hippies,  Jimmy,  murder,  photos,  balls,  Mexico,  national parks,  animals,  penises,  Ted Nugent,  Glenn Beck,  weapons,  mental health

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

Tags:  NRA,  guns,  Second Amendment,  Newt Gingrich,  civil rights,  God,  human rights,  Bill of Rights,  St. Louis,  Republicans,  laws,  Charlton Heston,  photos,  conservative,  Mitt Romney,  international affairs,  murder,  crime,  weapons,  Constitution,  England,  the moon,  religion

Episode #08085

The Tea Party's Allen West spills secret hearsay about some Democratic Congress members. (03:03)

Tags:  Cold War Update,  Allen West,  communism,  conspiracies,  Congress,  mongering,  Tea Party,  Democrats,  America,  approval ratings,  John Boehner,  lookin' good,  explosions,  kids

Episode #08081

A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations. (07:58)

Tags:  crime,  animals,  explosions,  police business,  investigations,  on location,  mail/e-mail,  Florida,  parody,  housing,  bombs,  mental health,  guns,  violence,  mongering,  holidays,  Law & Order

Episode #08078

"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne. (05:33)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  Las Vegas,  Cuba,  Christian,  gambling,  Fidel Castro,  Raul Castro,  Catholic,  Pope Benedict XVI,  fashion,  lookin' good,  Pope John Paul II,  communism,  popes,  Jesus,  Bible,  Israel,  Ronald Reagan,  Cold War,  Jewish,  movies,  parody,  Jimmy,  religion,  God,  celebrities,  documentaries

Episode #08075

The fear of not being able to buy guns during a second Obama term leads to Americans buying so many guns that now they can't buy any guns, just like they feared. (04:56)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  guns,  laws,  weapons,  apocalypse,  mongering,  Fox News,  American blankscape,  conspiracies,  elections,  NRA,  Second Amendment,  Wayne LaPierre,  Obama administration,  slavery,  ethnic,  Russia,  rage,  oil,  under the desk,  movies,  songs

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  bacon,  men/women,  health,  cocaine,  menstrual cycle,  cracks up,  birth control,  drugs,  Prescott Group,  photos,  gross-out,  pregnancy,  balls,  animals,  abstinence,  music,  penises,  songs,  print media

Episode #08056

Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology. (04:56)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying America,  technology,  safety,  injuries,  government,  Constitution,  huggers,  laws,  inventions,  American blankscape,  Colbertisms,  gross-out,  balls,  animals,  guns,  Mary Poppins,  food

Episode #08051

Drew Barrymore recalls working with Steven Spielberg as a little girl and thinks about recording a whale CD to promote her movie "Big Miracle." (06:22)

Tags:  Drew Barrymore,  interviews,  celebrities,  movies,  kids,  Steven Spielberg,  E.T.,  Jimmy,  hippies,  impressions,  Tom Brokaw,  Greenpeace,  government,  protests,  Ronald Reagan,  music,  animals,  songs,  crying

Episode #08047

The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Carrie Rebora Barratt provides an analysis of Emanuel Leutze's masterpiece "Washington Crossing the Delaware." (05:19)

Tags:  Carrie Rebora Barratt,  interviews,  museums,  art,  culture,  history,  George Washington,  America,  Jimmy,  money,  Revolutionary War,  balls,  simulations,  German,  international affairs

Episode #08046

Frank Luntz moderates a focus group comprised of South Carolina moms to gauge whether Stephen should run for president. (03:48)

Tags:  South Carolina,  polls,  approval ratings,  Frank Luntz,  appearances,  Colbert 2012,  impressions,  Republicans,  candidates,  Rick Perry,  poop & pee,  crying,  parents,  MILFs,  Jimmy,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08038

Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich. (03:47)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  advertising,  campaigns,  fundraising,  wealth,  prison,  money,  rage,  photos,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  debates,  movies,  lying,  supernatural,  Republicans

Episode #08034

To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (04:54)

Tags:  Donald Trump,  impressions,  debates,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  South Carolina,  friends,  print media,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum,  National Geographic,  asses,  breasts,  food,  zoos,  animals,  lookin' good,  Jimmy,  Michael Stipe,  appearances,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08031

The Bolshoi Ballet's David Hallberg describes Fred Astaire as his main artistic inspiration and explains that dance has always been his calling. (04:04)

Tags:  David Hallberg,  interviews,  culture,  art,  dancing,  Russia,  Cold War,  food,  Fred Astaire,  mental health,  movies,  sex,  fires,  Vladimir Putin

Episode #08030

The Black Keys' Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney contemplate the pressures of stardom. (05:46)

Tags:  The Black Keys,  Dan Auerbach,  Patrick Carney,  interviews,  music,  indie rock,  Grammy Awards,  facial hair,  Ohio,  the Midwest,  cars/trucks,  sexual advances,  celebrities,  rock 'n' roll,  demonstrations

Episode #08023

Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues. (05:55)

Tags:  Chris Matthews,  interviews,  John F. Kennedy,  books,  left-wing,  Democrats,  health,  history,  World War II,  wars,  military,  Catholic,  growing up,  Newt Gingrich,  NBC,  Cold War