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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 31,696
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Mitt Romney's Picnic Gaffe

Episode #08090

Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness. (04:23)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 33,032
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

I Got the Tweets Like Grassley

Episode #08083

Stephen celebrates Chuck Grassley's minimalist Twitter feed and artistic aversion to typing. (03:01)

Tags:  TwitterChuck Grassleyconservativepoetrychallengesliterary referencesiPhonecats & catsunder the deskColbert Nationtranslationscookingfood

Aired: 04/10/2012 | Views: 38,431

Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly

Episode #08067

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India. (05:41)

Tags:  partyingblue collarunder the deskcookingfoodRepublicansprimarieslaborcostumesOhioVladimir PutinIndiaRussiainternational affairselectionsethnicMitt RomneyIndecisionslogansIndecision 2012MexicanalcoholhealthvaginasRick SantorumcandidatesSuper BowlSTDs

Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 45,692

New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney's Gaffe

Episode #08041

Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people. (05:13)

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Aired: 01/10/2012 | Views: 56,969

Iowa Caucus - WOI in Des Moines Reports

Episode #08038

The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus. (03:34)

Tags:  caucusesIowaABC5/WOIlocal news teamRachel PierceAmanda KrenzBrad EdwardsJohn WaltersappearancesMitt RomneytrademarkmediasportsweatherIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/04/2012 | Views: 18,540

On Topic - Political Players - The Legislative Branch

Stephen sheds some light on Congressional representatives -- those shy, elusive creatures with brief, two-year terms. (03:43)

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Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 33,301

Barack Obama's Jobs Speech

Episode #07113

To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

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Aired: 09/08/2011 | Views: 30,405

Intro - 8/4/11

Episode #07102

Somebody snuck a vegetable into Wisconsin, baseball's cherished records face a threat, and Anthony Bourdain travels the world in search of great food. (00:34)

Tags:  introWisconsinfoodbaseballsportsworld recordscompetitionsBarry BondsculturerestaurantscookingAnthony Bourdaintravelrecallstaintshealthanimals

Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 37,641

Anthony Bourdain

Episode #07102

Chef Anthony Bourdain worries about the ballooning of Americans and occasionally eats endangered birds with a hood over his head. (04:48)

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Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 37,701

"Three Billy Goats Gruff" Budget Negotiations

Episode #07099

When handling budget negotiations, Troll Obama should never have let the Republican billy goats clomp over his bridge. (05:51)

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Aired: 08/01/2011 | Views: 65,113

Intro - 7/21/11

Episode #07094

Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains. (00:35)

Tags:  introgay/homosexualeducationschoolhistoryCaliforniacontroversiesToday ShowMatt LauerTVmediafoodcookingcannibalismmental healthsciencebooks

Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 27,937

Corp Constituency - Trevor Potter

Episode #07063

Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC. (04:40)

Tags:  Trevor PotterappearancesColbert Super PACViacomFox NewsColbert NationbusinessmoneylawyerscostumescampaignselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012Jimmyimpressions

Aired: 05/11/2011 | Views: 42,089

A.C. Grayling

Episode #07054

A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over. (05:43)

Tags:  A.C. GraylinginterviewsbooksBibleGodreligionethicspick a sidemoralityphilosophy

Aired: 04/26/2011 | Views: 32,608

On Topic - The Five Senses - Taste

Stephen explores many different tastes -- from ice cream with Maria Shriver to pate with Martha Stewart -- in this mash-up of delicious clips. (02:47)

Tags:  On Topicmashupsexclusivesfoodcookingfast foodjunk foodBen & Jerry'sMartha Stewart

Aired: 04/18/2011 | Views: 71,997

Recap - Week of 3/21/11

Stephen covers a week of international disasters, the art world and Steve Martin's last banjo performance. (04:12)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Aired: 03/25/2011 | Views: 69,700

Nathan Myhrvold

Episode #07039

Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream. (05:47)

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Aired: 03/23/2011 | Views: 33,085

3/23/11 in :60 Seconds

Episode #07039

Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury, bids on his portrait and talks slow cooking with Nathan Myhrvold. (00:59)

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Aired: 03/23/2011 | Views: 29,620

Light Bulb Ban

Episode #07034

The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry. (04:17)

Tags:  CongresslawsMichele Bachmannenergyglobal warmingenvironmentpollutionAddress the Messtoys & gamescookingmediaballsappearancessenior citizenscostumeshuggersphotosJimmy

Aired: 03/08/2011 | Views: 44,864

Intro - 2/23/11

Episode #07027

Stephen brings a criminal to a biker bar down the street, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s. (00:32)

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Aired: 02/23/2011 | Views: 42,990