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Sign Off - Stephen Colbert's 6000K Norway Norwalkathon

Episode #08096

Stephen cancels his 6000K walkathon from Bangor, ME, to Oslo, Norway. (00:28)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 9,447
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook

Episode #08092

The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race. (02:56)

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Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 19,134
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections

Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

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Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 25,200
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 29,977
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Searching for Mr. Right - Mitt Romney & Iowa's Steve King

Episode #08082

Mitt Romney must pick a running mate who will help him appeal to women, Hispanics, African Americans, evangelical Christians and Republicans. (05:10)

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Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 40,092

Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart

Episode #08073

Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico. (05:07)

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Aired: 03/15/2012 | Views: 79,654

Republicans' Southern Strategy

Episode #08070

Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign. (03:30)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 46,113

Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 21,032

Better Know a District - California's 8th

Episode #08060

In 1906, an earthquake struck California's 8th district, leveling San Francisco and marking the last time anyone could afford to live there without six roommates. (02:28)

Tags:  Better Know a DistrictSan FranciscoCaliforniaNancy PelosiNative AmericanreligionhistoryearthquakesWheel of Fortunebooksappearancescostumesunder the deskLentholidayshousinghippiesfoodcracks upWristStrongon locationBKAD

Aired: 02/22/2012 | Views: 36,174

Intro - 2/13/12

Episode #08056

The government cracks down on woodworking, Jimmy Fallon's ice cream war with Stephen heats up, and Bill McKibben discusses global warming. (00:38)

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Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 27,302

Un-American News - China Edition

Episode #08050

Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

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Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 30,101

Sign Off - Colonel Tuxedo's Cat Food

Episode #08050

Stephen cracks open a can of the premium cat-meat stew that he endorses in China. (00:09)

Tags:  sign offStephen's productscats & catsfoodChinaanimalsgross-out

Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 10,150

Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants

Episode #08032

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

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Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 39,248

Mitt Romney Gets Testy

Episode #08028

Fox New's Bret Baier asks Mitt Romney questions he doesn't want to answer, thereby making him look bad. (03:24)

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Aired: 12/01/2011 | Views: 29,737

Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Episode #08018

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 41,953

Seth Meyers

Episode #08018

Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options. (05:41)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 42,988

Herman Cain's Campaign Ad

Episode #08010

Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country. (07:51)

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Aired: 10/25/2011 | Views: 242,317

Intro - 9/28/11

Episode #07123

America cracks down on immigration, Jews celebrate Rosh Hashanah, and Ken Burns discusses his documentary series on Prohibition. (00:33)

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Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 24,452

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

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Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 43,285

This Weak in National Secowardty

Episode #07112

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

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Aired: 09/07/2011 | Views: 26,946