Stephen uncovers the Biblical roots of the Snowpocalypse and translates Rush Limbaugh's Chinese broadcast. (04:46)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  animals,  Israel,  spying,  Saudi Arabia,  Kevin Spacey,  Jack Abramoff,  Native American,  Sarah Palin,  military,  David Hasselhoff,  Ronald Reagan,  Rush Limbaugh,  translations,  Charlie Rose,  weather,  science,  tasers,  bears,  video games,  Bernard-Henri Levy,  Amy Chua,  cats & cats,  Ron Reagan,  mimes,  Spider-Man

Norway suffers a butter shortage, Donald Trump pulls out of his debate, General Ray Odierno marks the end of the Iraq War, and Fox News confuses Mitt Romney with Barack Obama. (04:08)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08036

Nat Geo Wild pulls out its lion humping footage, and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate. (03:53)

Tags:  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  Donald Trump,  impressions,  debates,  National Geographic,  Animal Planet,  competitions,  animals,  kids,  food,  gifts & presents,  Jimmy,  advertising,  sex,  Cesar Millan,  Rick Perry,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08036

Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed. (05:46)

Tags:  Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude,  war on Christmas,  Christmas,  holidays,  Lincoln Chafee,  Raiders of the Lost Ark,  shopping,  gifts & presents,  Santa Claus,  economy,  kids,  money,  crying,  growing up,  bikes,  Sweetness,  under the desk,  guns,  Jesus

Episode #08036

After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise. (03:20)

Tags:  Megyn Kelly,  Fox News,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  Rick Perry,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  Sigmund Freud,  mental health,  parents,  breasts,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  polls,  Michele Bachmann,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum

Episode #08036

Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen. (06:30)

Tags:  Daniel Craig,  interviews,  movies,  books,  celebrities,  James Bond,  sex,  People Magazine,  print media,  lookin' good,  awards,  exercise,  competitions,  wrestling,  British,  performances

Episode #08036

2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits. (01:22)

Tags:  sign off,  fireside,  Christmas,  bikes,  gifts & presents,  appearances,  nerd alert,  literary references,  Santa Claus,  polls,  statistics,  alcohol,  doomsday

Episode #08036

Nat Geo Wild creates a promo for Stephen's debate, Fox News confuses Mitt Romney with Barack Obama, and Daniel Craig hand washes his sweater vests. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07119

The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

Tags:  Europe,  European Union,  economy,  debt,  Greece,  Germany,  Nazi,  wars,  Adolf Hitler,  World War II,  history,  international affairs,  America,  Great Depression,  England,  college,  asses,  lookin' good,  Angela Merkel,  Silvio Berlusconi,  sex,  Heroe$ Crawl,  Belgium,  work/office,  Poland,  mythology,  photos,  Incredible Hulk,  balls,  recession,  labor

Episode #07119

Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008. (05:04)

Tags:  Chrystia Freeland,  appearances,  Europe,  Germany,  international affairs,  European Union,  economy,  debt,  bailouts,  money,  Greece,  wars,  England,  America,  recession,  alcohol,  Spain,  Italy,  Heroe$ Crawl,  Henry Kissinger,  conspiracies

Episode #07118

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich. (02:45)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  economy,  taxes,  wealth,  unemployment,  business,  approval ratings,  conservative,  Paul Ryan,  Republicans,  gambling,  wars,  NASA,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07118

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable. (04:31)

Tags:  The Word,  economy,  taxes,  money,  poverty,  drugs,  senior citizens,  Social Security,  unemployment,  bacon,  Michele Bachmann,  Republicans,  death,  under the desk,  housing,  Wall Street,  health,  Congress

Episode #07117

David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic." (05:42)

Tags:  David Copperfield,  interviews,  books,  science,  magic,  Emmy Awards,  awards,  lying,  performances,  Statue of Liberty,  royalty,  stunts,  Harry Potter,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution. (03:42)

Tags:  mail/e-mail,  Stephen's products,  business,  Colbert Nation,  collectibles,  debt,  Congress,  money,  Jimmy,  technology,  Benjamin Franklin,  history,  impressions,  mental health,  under the desk,  food,  restaurants,  senior citizens,  photos,  birthdays,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

Tags:  Michele Bachmann,  Rick Perry,  debates,  Republicans,  candidates,  controversies,  health,  STDs,  teens,  kids,  laws,  government,  mongering,  conservative,  sex,  parenting,  photos,  doctors,  science,  Mitt Romney,  Mormon,  gambling,  Jimmy,  Texas,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  United Nations,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07116

Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic. (05:58)

Tags:  Michael Moore,  interviews,  books,  liberal,  conservative,  Democrats,  Barack Obama,  George W. Bush,  Republicans,  discrimination,  unemployment,  growing up,  literary references,  Bush v. Gore,  school,  accept your apology,  magic,  Tom Hanks,  candidates,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  documentaries,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07115

Barack Obama's plan is just more job-killing spending, adding to America's job-killing debt, so he can create some job-killing jobs. (02:00)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  photos,  unemployment,  labor,  poverty,  economy,  taxes,  laws,  Jimmy,  Ronald Reagan,  Republicans,  Congress,  Dukes of Hazzard,  driving,  Mitt Romney,  Sarah Palin,  money,  under the desk,  Heroe$ Crawl,  government

Episode #07115

The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy. (04:32)

Tags:  Paul Krugman,  appearances,  business,  unemployment,  economy,  government,  Great Depression,  right-wing,  Nobel Prize,  kids,  Shirley Temple Black,  movies,  iPad,  New York Times,  supernatural,  Heroe$ Crawl,  labor