Episode #07124

Colbert thanks the unsung heroes with a final, eight-tiered Heroe$ Crawl. (00:34)

Tags:  sign off,  Jimmy,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07123

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

Tags:  immigration,  pregnancy,  Rick Perry,  debates,  kids,  parents,  border security,  education,  college,  discrimination,  conservative,  Republicans,  Jimmy,  men/women,  labor,  photos,  America,  Mexico,  Mexican,  ethnic,  Arizona,  mongering,  police business,  Tennessee,  crime,  prison,  supernatural,  doctors,  food,  crime,  flags,  Emmy Awards,  apologies,  Sofia Vergara,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07120

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

Tags:  NASA,  space,  technology,  safety,  death,  evacuations,  science,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  animals,  super powers,  Detroit,  superheroes,  mongering,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07114

Newspapers are part of America's past, like buggy whip makers and the middle class, but they still perform an important function. (07:25)

Tags:  on location,  print media,  media,  weather,  fishing,  science,  Georgia,  Athens,  the South,  history,  dogs,  blue collar,  police business,  New York Times,  Twitter,  iPad,  crime,  alcohol,  food,  animals,  Heroe$ Crawl,  In the Field

Episode #07113

To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  unemployment,  Congress,  Republicans,  Mitch McConnell,  David Vitter,  economy,  prostitution,  Green Bay Packers,  scandals,  football,  sports,  under the desk,  cooking,  costumes,  food,  alcohol,  balls,  debates,  birthdays,  photos,  advertising,  Jimmy,  breasts,  fashion,  Heroe$ Crawl,  TV,  Wisconsin

Episode #07110

Rick Parry might be the only write-in candidate to rank in the Ames straw poll top 10, but the Iowa GOP refuses to release the results for public scrutiny. (02:39)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  ABC5/WOI,  I Did It!,  controversies,  local news team,  Iowa,  Des Moines,  Republicans,  media,  TV,  voting,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  polls,  Twitter,  cell phones,  food,  dogs,  poop & pee,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07109

Colbert Super PAC beats back wannabe super PACs to become Rick Perry's official unofficial, non-connected, independent expenditure, all-you-can-eat money trough. (06:00)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Texas,  polls,  Colbert Super PAC,  photos,  Jimmy,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  elections,  business,  guns,  EPA,  unemployment,  Address the Mess,  environment,  under the desk,  health,  food,  Houston,  balls,  competitions,  South Carolina,  performances,  songs,  money,  the heroes,  cracks up,  movies,  church and state

Episode #07107

Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI: it turns out their general manager, Ray Cole, has touched Stephen's Emmy. (02:39)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  apologies,  local news team,  media,  Emmy Awards,  advertising,  kids,  poop & pee,  the heroes,  Iowa,  ABC

Episode #07106

The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct. (05:14)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Colbert Super PAC,  Sarah Palin,  porn,  Iowa,  Des Moines,  Republicans,  polls,  debates,  voting,  Indecision,  blue collar,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  advertising,  Jimmy,  Colbert Nation,  money,  fundraising,  food,  photos,  Segway,  the heroes,  history,  the Midwest,  farming

Episode #07102

Two of the grid diamond's lowest records might fall, and MLB gets in on gambling, giving Stephen control of their Twitter feed. (04:36)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  baseball,  MLB,  history,  Milwaukee Brewers,  Chicago White Sox,  world records,  competitions,  drugs,  gambling,  Internet,  Twitter,  kids,  photos,  lookin' good,  Billy Joel,  the heroes,  growing up,  young Stephen

Episode #07100

Bloomberg News' Al Hunt believes Barack Obama lost the debt ceiling negotiation, but he doesn't think the Republicans won. (05:41)

Tags:  Al Hunt,  interviews,  debt,  economy,  government,  fights,  media,  24-hour news,  candidates,  America,  Democrats,  Republicans,  civil rights,  Barack Obama,  asses,  alcohol,  80s,  90s,  Medicare,  taxes,  the heroes,  Mitch McConnell,  Michele Bachmann,  Ronald Reagan,  history

Episode #07100

Stephen shoots WristStrong bands into the audience and says goodnight. (00:08)

Tags:  sign off,  WristStrong,  the heroes

Episode #07096

Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice. (03:16)

Tags:  Republicans,  Herman Cain,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  advertising,  food,  Ron Paul,  Buddy Roemer,  iPad,  breaking up,  Jimmy,  crying,  the heroes,  photos

Episode #07096

Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada. (03:34)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  speeches,  conservative,  liberal,  Republicans,  doomsday,  Democrats,  Ronald Reagan,  Joe Biden,  taxes,  debt,  economy,  government,  Congress,  balls,  America,  Canada,  sex,  Iran,  wars,  tattoos,  Chinese,  Florida,  the heroes,  death,  photos

Episode #07094

Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state. (05:45)

Tags:  David Eagleman,  interviews,  books,  Are you high right now?,  mental health,  science,  dreams,  future,  space,  Pink Floyd,  unions,  movies,  college,  simulations

Episode #07015

Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting. (03:05)

Tags:  Utah,  Curtis Oda,  laws,  animals,  pets,  dogs,  cats & cats,  hunting,  death,  photos,  Jimmy,  violence

Episode #07015

Barack Obama believes America will win the future, Curtis Oda wants to allow the killing of feral animals, and Christine Yvette Lewis fights for the invisible workforce. (01:01)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Episode #07010

Cornel West wants the love to flow so that poor people will have the same dignity as investment bankers. (06:54)

Tags:  Cornel West,  interviews,  books,  lookin' good,  extremism,  popes,  Pope Benedict XVI,  music,  poverty,  unions,  America,  culture

Episode #06158

Stephen wants to feed the economy that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt, sharpens his candy cane into a candy shiv and talks to Patti Smith about her memoir. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  economy,  poop & pee,  war on Christmas,  Christmas,  holidays,  punk rock,  Minnesota Vikings,  Super Bowl,  football,  sports,  Patti Smith

Episode #05137

Physicist Brian Cox, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive, discusses relativity and scientific bollocks. (06:05)

Tags:  Brian Cox,  interviews,  books,  science,  future,  space,  time travel,  Doritos,  friend of the show,  Brian Greene,  Large Hadron Collider,  lookin' good,  People Magazine