All Videos between April 29, 2012 and May 29, 2012 (69)

Episode #08102

Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman." (00:38)

Tags:  intro,  Donald Trump,  controversies,  food,  Egypt,  elections,  candidates,  cats & cats,  Charlize Theron,  movies,  Republicans,  Mitt Romney,  primaries,  Texas

Episode #08102

The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world. (05:13)

Tags:  Who's Honoring Me Now?,  Peabody Awards,  Maxim,  print media,  awards,  Jimmy,  lookin' good,  celebrities,  Rosa Parks,  breasts,  Charlize Theron,  Memorial Day,  under the desk,  Westminster Dog Show

Episode #08102

Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees. (05:05)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Donald Trump,  controversies,  lying,  Hawaii,  Kenya,  photos,  lookin' good,  African American,  Mitt Romney,  Romans,  conservative,  liberal,  media,  wealth,  fundraising,  Las Vegas,  George Will,  Twitter,  polls,  elections,  TV,  Jimmy,  Arsenio Hall,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08102

Egyptian voters narrow down their presidential candidates, but angry protests reveal that nobody likes either contender. (04:09)

Tags:  international affairs,  Egypt,  elections,  candidates,  voting,  democracy,  photos,  Morrissey,  extremism,  Punxsutawney Phil,  Islamic,  men/women,  Hosni Mubarak,  Jan Brewer,  protests,  Mitt Romney,  cats & cats,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08102

Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman. (05:46)

Tags:  interviews,  Charlize Theron,  movies,  kids,  supernatural,  literary references,  Maxim,  awards,  lookin' good,  sexual advances,  Jimmy,  penises,  men/women

Episode #08102

Stephen says goodnight. (00:06)

Tags:  sign off

Episode #08102

Stephen receives the sexiest rank in Maxim, the Muslim Brotherhood resembles a young adult novel, and Charlize Theron rivals Stephen's hotness. (01:00)

Tags:  Colbert in :60 Seconds

Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  Hu Jintao,  China,  Chinese,  Talib Kweli,  music,  African American,  Arizona,  laws,  government,  history,  Black History Month,  George Washington,  food,  Lewis Black,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  vampires,  The Daily Show,  weight/obesity,  sports,  NFL,  gangs,  weapons,  Al Sharpton,  Barack Obama,  Ohio,  John Kasich,  stereotypes,  Hispanic,  Power Rangers,  pop culture

Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Newt Gingrich,  Declaration of Independence,  Second Amendment,  insurance,  guns,  health,  Barack Obama,  laws,  jihad,  senior citizens,  food,  Spain,  Florida,  Guantanamo Bay,  Constitution,  prison,  national parks,  Better Know a Lobby,  Paul Helmke,  weapons,  Ronald Reagan,  assassinations,  government

Rick Santorum prefers incarcerated fathers, and Stephen reveals his affinity for gingerbread men. (02:49)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rick Santorum,  New Hampshire,  prison,  family,  Rosie O'Donnell,  Charles Manson,  Christmas,  gay/homosexual,  food,  New York City,  parades,  animals,  troops,  Richard Nixon,  Hispanic,  Spanish,  firefighters,  government

Stopping illegal immigration may require alligators, moats and electrified fences. (02:58)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  immigration,  Hispanic,  laws,  Mexico,  Spanish,  Herman Cain,  Tennessee,  Martin Sheen,  media,  Barack Obama,  animals,  Mitt Romney,  Republicans,  Latino,  Scott Douglas,  Alabama,  family,  government

Rush Limbaugh defends his sexist comments, and Steve King makes his case against universal preventative medicine. (03:06)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  birth control,  sex,  exercise,  health,  Statue of Liberty,  freedom of speech,  Catholic,  religion,  insurance,  Barack Obama,  Iowa,  Steve King,  Tip/Wag,  Rick Santorum,  music,  pop culture,  government

Eric McCormack ad-libs, Andy Cohen fears silence, Maurice Sendak passes away, Anna Wintour talks beauty, North Carolina bans same-sex marriage, and Jesus is unquotable. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #08101

Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary. (00:39)

Tags:  intro,  crime,  police business,  guns,  tasers,  Wisconsin,  government,  protests,  Francis Collins,  documentaries,  weight/obesity,  New York City,  safety,  cell phones,  asses

Episode #08101

Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his. (01:19)

Tags:  audience interaction,  Mother's Day,  parents,  family,  gifts & presents,  holidays

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God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  men/women,  religion,  marriage,  laws,  evolution,  monkeys!,  restaurants,  Bible,  God,  Jesus,  Adam and Eve,  sex,  discrimination,  Robert Jeffress

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  violence,  police business,  NYPD,  African American,  ethnic,  profiling,  racism,  statistics,  men/women,  space,  time travel,  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  impressions,  exercise,  sex,  health,  science,  Matthew McConaughey,  lookin' good,  animals,  monkeys!,  gross-out,  zoos,  prison,  oral sex,  asses,  international affairs,  China,  U.K.,  New York City,  George Clinton

Episode #08101

Wisconsin Republicans force primaries by running as Democrats, which is like calling a timeout in football, dressed up as the other team's coach. (03:20)

Tags:  Wisconsin,  primaries,  Scott Walker,  protests,  unions,  candidates,  Republicans,  Democrats,  accountability,  fake news,  discrimination,  government,  corruption,  elections,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  Wolf Blitzer,  photos,  young Stephen,  growing up,  organized crime,  dreams,  Stephen's friends

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

Tags:  Francis Collins,  interviews,  documentaries,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  HBO,  health,  America,  kids,  epidemics,  lookin' good,  government,  junk food,  asses,  exercise,  gross-out,  fights,  demonstrations,  competitions,  evolution,  family,  death,  Social Security

Episode #08101

The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts. (00:20)

Tags:  sign off,  Mr. Peanut,  food,  vacations