All Videos between December 4, 2012 and January 3, 2013 (63)

Stephen suggests a new tagline for the Fox News Channel, steals Bill O'Reilly's microwave and promotes job openings at the cable news network. (3:37)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  Fox News,  media,  cracks up,  Papa Bear,  Bill O'Reilly,  Michelle Malkin,  The O'Reilly Factor,  Sean Hannity,  Mitt Romney,  News,  advertising,  Supreme Court,  health,  insurance,  Chris Wallace,  elections,  pundits,  Steve Doocy

Stephen explains the differences between CNN's liberal pundits, takes a closer look at CNN.com, and unveils his Flicktronic-thon 5600. (4:32)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  CNN,  Anderson Cooper,  Sean Hannity,  Erin Burnett,  debates,  video games,  animals,  kids,  Tea Party,  media,  technology,  liberal,  candidates,  pundits,  Facebook,  Wolf Blitzer,  elections,  photos

Stephen looks back at his days as a local news anchor, gives a preview of tomorrow's school lunch and explores the dangerous profession of weather reporting. (4:04)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Jimmy,  Ricky Martin,  cracks up,  gay/homosexual,  media,  TV,  local news team,  Fox News,  Delaware,  school,  violence,  ABC5/WOI,  scandals,  Heroe$ Crawl,  bears,  animals,  farming

Stephen weeps over Katie Couric's departure from "The Today Show", takes a lap around "The View" studios and "Fox & Friends" reports on monkey terrorists. (4:22)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  holidays,  Christmas,  Jimmy,  Jon Stewart,  media,  interviews,  Fox News,  religion,  animals,  wars,  terrorism,  dancing,  Katie Couric,  friends,  Matt Lauer,  TV,  America,  crying,  Fox & Friends,  The View,  Joy Behar,  Barbara Walters,  Whoopi Goldberg,  interviews,  lying,  Nooo!

Stephen develops a way to watch MSNBC safely, takes Keith Olbermann's power and warns viewers about the dangers of pundits like Chris Matthews. (3:38)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Keith Olbermann,  MSNBC,  Fox News,  Chris Matthews,  rage,  media,  Mitt Romney,  Barack Obama,  advertising,  TV,  pundits,  liberal,  costumes,  Jimmy,  Newt Gingrich,  elections,  News,  money

Mitt Romney insults waiters and waitresses, Stephen gives Barack Obama the finger, and China takes America's gold at the London Olympics. (5:16)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  elections,  voting,  McDonald's,  Mitt Romney,  music,  Democrats,  space,  Barack Obama,  taxes,  debt,  Fox News,  Fifty Shades of Grey,  Olympics,  England,  London,  sports,  soccer,  CNN,  puppets,  Chick-fil-A,  Mars,  NBC,  America,  China,  Peru,  StePhest Colbchella '012,  Paul Simon,  birth control,  men/women,  Chris Hayes

Todd Akin comments on legitimate rape, Stephen explains how gay cruises cause hurricanes, and Mitt Romney jokes about the rising of the ocean at the Republican National Convention. (4:05)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Twitter,  Mars,  patriotism,  Olympics,  Steve King,  abortion,  Paul Ryan,  taxes,  Afghanistan,  science,  Republicans,  Pat Robertson,  gay/homosexual,  Todd Akin,  RNC,  Reince Priebus,  debt,  Mitt Romney,  Ann Romney,  African American,  speeches

Stephen updates his 'Days Without A GOP Rape Mention' board, Tom Hanks gives Halloween costume advice, and Chris Christie praises Obama's response to Hurricane Sandy. (3:51)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  United Nations,  Richard Mourdock,  abortion,  conservative,  Republicans,  Bill O'Reilly,  Mitt Romney,  food,  Barack Obama,  Clint Eastwood,  debates,  Mormon,  marijuana,  Tom Hanks,  Halloween,  costumes,  hurricanes,  polls,  New Jersey,  Chris Christie,  Johnny Carson,  Michael Bloomberg

Stephen covers the Democratic National Convention disaster, Republicans turn on Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum asks the GOP to stop trying to appeal to smart people. (3:56)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  DNC,  RNC,  Barack Obama,  Michelle Obama,  Mitt Romney,  speeches,  crying,  McDonald's,  Fox News,  Jesus,  Republicans,  Democrats,  Reince Priebus,  candidates,  conservative,  Peggy Noonan,  Wall Street Journal,  I Am America (And So Can You!),  Rick Santorum,  Latino,  voting,  Julian Castro,  Chris Christie,  polls,  Arkansas,  Indecision 2012

Stephen wonders about Muppet sex, talks to Dolly Parton about large families, and discusses the historic first second election of a black President. (3:41)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  Papa Bear,  elections,  scandals,  Jesus,  Barack Obama,  Mitt Romney,  Colbert Super PAC,  Ham Rove,  Jon Stewart,  economy,  global warming,  Congress,  speeches,  interviews,  sex,  drugs,  marijuana,  laws,  books,  David Petraeus,  media,  CIA

Stephen celebrates Hobbit Week, unveils his wax figure in Washington D.C., and makes a run for senator of South Carolina. (03:47)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  Peter Jackson,  J.R.R. Tolkien,  interviews,  Andy Serkis,  Gollum,  impressions,  Denny's,  Oxford University,  Ian McKellen,  Johnny Depp,  Ronald Reagan,  speeches,  Mick Jagger,  iPad,  Jim DeMint,  South Carolina,  Senate,  Nikki Haley,  Colbert Super PAC,  John McCain,  Twitter

Stephen plays a Rick Santorum-inspired drinking game, questions whether Mitt Romney is a serial killer, and admires Barack Obama's voice. (2:34)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  Iowa,  caucuses,  Super Bowl,  the Midwest,  Rick Santorum,  abortion,  Indecision 2012,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Republicans,  New Hampshire,  Newt Gingrich,  McDonald's,  John McCain

Stephen celebrates his 1000th show, discusses Jeremy Lin's reflection of the job market, and circumcises dead Mormons. (02:24)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  The Simpsons,  Harvard,  Jeremy Lin,  food,  Jimmy Fallon,  Americone Dream,  Fear Factor,  Mitt Romney,  Donald Trump,  Indecision 2012,  Newt Gingrich,  liberal,  Sarah Palin,  Jeb Bush,  George W. Bush,  George H.W. Bush,  Mormon

Stephen compares Rick Santorum to Colby cheese, doesn't think Rush should've apologized for calling Sandra Fluke a prostitute, and explains how becoming a Southerner is a lot like puberty. (5:04)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  food,  Republicans,  voting,  conservative,  Barack Obama,  Ronald Reagan,  Rick Santorum,  Wisconsin,  global warming,  Rush Limbaugh,  advertising,  Jimmy,  pregnancy,  Kermit the Frog,  Colbert Super PAC,  Mitt Romney,  Iran,  stimulus package,  economy

Stephen gets threatened by the Secret Service, asks Arianna Huffington why she's the opposite of Fox News, and explains the origins of pink slime ground beef. (06:26)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  Colbert Super PAC,  Ham Rove,  Karl Rove,  Michelle Obama,  Secret Service,  money,  food,  Twitter,  Chuck Grassley,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision 2012,  Rick Santorum,  Arizona,  abortion,  Arianna Huffington,  Huffington Post,  Fox News,  Rupert Murdoch,  dogs,  I Am a Pole (And So Can You!),  Jeopardy,  Florida,  National Geographic,  America,  conservative,  Canada,  Canadian,  James Cameron,  Michael Sandel,  Carne Ross

Stephen is threatened by Maurice Sendak, named one of Maxim's top 100 sexiest women, and hates Europeans more than he already did. (3:35)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  Andy Cohen,  Maurice Sendak,  Donald Trump,  Michelle Alexander,  Connecticut,  drugs,  gay/homosexual,  Anna Wintour,  Jesus,  Bible,  zoos,  monkeys!,  Maxim,  Charlize Theron,  United Nations,  New York City,  Michael Bloomberg,  Jack Hitt,  Europe,  Year in Review

Neil Patrick Harris talks like a straight guy, nuns give sex advice, and Asians are the new Mexicans. (4:32)

Tags:  Year in Review,  exclusives,  mashups,  Congress,  speeches,  education,  Neil Patrick Harris,  gay/homosexual,  Regina Spektor,  Russian,  Vatican,  sex,  Dalai Lama,  Martin Sheen,  iPad,  Cher,  Gregg Allman,  Steve Coll,  Africa,  Asian,  Mexican,  Frank Deford,  basketball,  Abraham Lincoln,  vampires,  Antonin Scalia,  Aaron Sorkin,  Constitution

The media cheers on Senator Stephen Colbert, Diana Krall relives the 1920s, Malcolm Gladwell delights in dogs, and "America Again" humbles Bill O'Reilly. (04:10)

Tags:  Weekly Recap

Episode #09038

Paul McCartney, Bruce Springsteen and Eric Clapton were all just opening acts for rock legend Stephen Colbert at the 12/12/12 Sandy Benefit. (02:29)

Tags:  Hurricane Sandy,  hurricanes,  fundraising,  New York City,  Mick Jagger,  rock 'n' roll,  music,  dancing,  charity,  natural disasters,  iPad,  alcohol,  under the desk

Episode #09038

First Lady Michelle Antoinette previews the next season of "Downton Abbey" while the world's commoners are left to fear what will become of the aristocrats. (06:01)

Tags:  appearances,  Hugh Bonneville,  Jim Carter,  Rob James-Collier,  Michelle Obama,  British,  TV,  Vince Gilligan,  friend of the show,  parody,  drugs,  crystal meth,  murder,  uncensored,  Barack Obama,  Bryan Cranston,  elections,  Indecision 2012,  Jimmy